Dear God

[Tha Greatest]

the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.

Why dont u post a picture of yourself....
seriously stop talkin so much ****

U just jealous cuz all girls reject u

[PBDS]

....VB, I can tell that your quite the sweater!!!

[vB Martin]

....VB, I can tell that your quite the sweater!!!

95 degrees + 95% humidity does that to people...

[kapersky]

I know I don't believe in you and stuff, but I'm going to appeal to you anyway.

If you do exist, you can convert and convince me by having James Toney knock out John Ruiz with a left uppercut in the 4th round of tonight's fight. Not just any uppercut, either. A career ending uppercut so we never have to suffer through another John Ruiz heavyweight fight. Not enough to put him in a wheelchair, though. Just enough to keep him from fighting again.

I know this seems like a selfish request, God, but it really isn't. By granting my prayer you will not only win me as a convert, but will be doing a great service to boxing in general. Your press agent has said that you are a loving God, so this seems like a great way to show it. You will be saving boxing fans all over the world from the hours of agony that John Ruiz title defenses represent.

Yours truly (maybe),
Martin

good ****, ruiz will be when toney is finish with him

[Enayze]

I will say another prayer to Satan, then, for him to grant you the ability to use "You're - Your" correctly.

I think you should pray to Satan to curse god for making you look so ugly.



PS I did use my "you're" correctly. As I was directly talking to you, meaning you're is the appropriate form to use. Learn a little bit of English before you make idiotic comments.

[vB Martin]

I think you should pray to Satan to curse god for making you look so ugly.



PS I did use my "you're" correctly. As I was directly talking to you, meaning you're is the appropriate form to use. Learn a little bit of English before you make idiotic comments.

You're not praying to god, you're praying to Satan. And if you're wish was to come true, hope you know it wouldn't be god's work.

Correct, Correct, Incorrect.

I was going to apologize to you for being pissy at you when you were only interested in saving my soul, but I guess I won't now. That would take a better command of the English language than I possess.

[Dude]

the 'friend' looks like a hooker with a semi-black left eye, ike.

Can't help myself but I thought that was some funny ****. I feel guilty right now.

And, please don't be offended Martin, you look ok but nothing to be proud of. And that hairline is quite high.

Back to the topic, I'm following the round by round now and it looks like god, satan or whoever seems to be with you in this case. Thank god.

[vB Martin]

Can't help myself but I thought that was some funny ****. I feel guilty right now.

And, please don't be offended Martin, you look ok but nothing to be proud of. And that hairline is quite high.

Back to the topic, I'm following the round by round now and it looks like god, satan or whoever seems to be with you in this case. Thank god.

if that's you in the avatar pic, all I have to say is:

"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You're black"

[Dude]

if that's you in the avatar pic, all I have to say is:

"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. You're black"

If I understood that right I appreciate your self-confidence.

[vB Martin]

If I understood that right I appreciate your self-confidence.

I was saying that if that's you in your avatar pic, you have little room to talk about hairlines being high. No offense, though.

I probably have more confidence than I deserve. That's likely why I wind up with women prettier than I should.