Would you drink Marquez's piss?
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If I had it my way, I'd sit on a three legged stool and have Rafa and JMM piss in my mouth at the same time for a double shot of greatness.
The way they do in that degenerate German **** I've heard about.
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I love Marquez so much I'd sell it as fake apple juice then take the beatings and lawsuits which would ensue once my customers become aware.Comment
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Marquez's urine is like a fine wine; it only become more potent the older he gets. A single pint of Juan's wee wee currently has enough greatness for the average man to beat Morales and Barrera on the same night. In ten years, a mere shotglass of Manuel's tinklejuice would even allow Paulie Malignaggi to knock out a newborn infant. So potent is JMM's golden nectar that the NSAC is currently looking into banning it from future matches. A boxer caught with Dinamita's bladder beverage in their bloodstream (or dribbling down their chin) would face a minimum of a lifetime ban from the sport. Withdrawal symptoms are severe. During the leadup to the Marquez/Peden fight, Robbie's regular supply was withheld by Juan, causing him to perform way under par during the match and become violently sick after the tenth round. The are rumoured to be a total of 3,457 hardcore users of Marquez's orina con la grandeza worldwide, most of them fighting in and around the Greater Los Angeles area. In a double blind taste test, only one out of thirty could distinguish Marquez's piss from Bud Lite.Comment
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