Antonio Margarito, Ricky Hatton, Carl Froch and Ricardo Mayorga walk into a bar.

[Guest]

I think you and Hatton and Tony have a couple shots of Irish Whiskey and you end up singing karaoke at the end of the night.

They'd be singing Que Sera, sera.

[PensionKiller]

I'd beat all of them in a bar fight.

I'll throw a brick at Marg.

Burn Mayorg's face with a cigarette

Stab Ricky's eye with his darts

and I'll beat Froch in a one on one boxing match

[PittyPat]

Jack Loew walks in on this one, too. He has to be everywhere, y'know?

[rj_ct]

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Why the long face?"

[Soda Popinski]

What you got against Margarito?

He'd hit you on the head with a brick, steal your beer money and tell you Hatton did it when you woke up.

[street bully]

Out of all those, the only one I would hang with is Mayorga, the rest I myself would beat the **** out of!!!!

Well, Maybe not arl Froch cause e is way bigger than me

You are a known ****sexual. You are not beating anybody up.

[PittyPat]

You are a known ****sexual. You are not beating anybody up.

Wouldn't that be... Cottosexual?

[street bully]

Wouldn't that be... Cottosexual?

You are right. He might take a knee with his face in the direction of his opponents crotch.















I'm jokin champboxa. .

[gattigal]

He'd hit you on the head with a brick, steal your beer money and tell you Hatton did it when you woke up.

Exactly!

[Ch@mpBox@PR]

You are a known ****sexual. You are not beating anybody up.

The only **** around here its you.

Damn street ***** projecting again!!!