Ricky Hatton, Ricardo Myorga and Bert Sugar walk into a bar

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Yikes............................................. ...

[PittyPat]

Then Jack Loew walked in, with Pavlik in tow.

[Derranged]

I heard that Bert Sugar is a big drinker.

I mean everyone knows that Hatton and Myorga are.

I should have added Larry Merchant in this.

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Where's the punchline?..

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The punchline is that the three of them are big drinkers, so one is to draw his own conclusion.

Jerk.

[civicvx]

The bar tender yelled, that's an Italian Stallion.

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The bar tender is Larry Merchant, who is dead drunk himself.

Bob Papa walks in, and claims to be a Russian spy. He pulls off his mask, turns out he is a Martian who plans on destroying Earth.

[BennyST]

....and lickle Ricky gets KTFO, Mayorga walks into it deliberately and Bert thinks that the bars in the twenties and thirties were harder and hurt more.

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Who can out drink who?

[PittyPat]

I don't care what's said - Jack Loew's got this. Beware.