Funny Boxing Quotes - Part 2

[HaglerSteelChin]

Here are some off the top of my head- but there are not exact quotes but a bit of parapharasing.


"I don't know why he kept hitting me with low blows ……I do want children in the future."

John Ruiz (Kirk Johnson Fight)


"We know he is a fighter that can take a lot of punches……he let me hit him and he took the punches but it was worse for him."

Tito Trinidad (Mayorga Fight)

"No he wasn't going to box me because he wanted to impress his English men….how dare these fighters challenge me with their primitive skills…..they are just as good as dead."

Mike Tyson (1st Bruno Fight)

"Yeah I gave him free flush shots to show the world he hits like a B*&H"

Ricardo Mayorga (2nd Forrest Fight)

"That Black Guy hits very hard "

Ricardo Mayorga between rounds (1st Forrest Fight)

"He was crying in there…… doing female gestures saying ouch oh oww…..everytime I hit him in the body."

Mike Tyson (Biggs Fight)- Biggs Beat both Tyson and Lewis as an Amateur and Tyson hated him.
"Keep Doing what you are doing……..too much skill for that motherfu*&r."

Roger Mayweather- (After Rd 9 Hatton fight)

"I am a Radar……Saw all of his punches this was too easy…..give me big money fight with Hagler."

Wilfred Benitez (Duran Fight)


" He is now a one eyed fighter…..he is now a punching bag…just a punching bag marv"

Petronelli to Hagler (Roldan Fight)

"Come on ***** and stay and fight like a Man"

Hagler (To leonard during their fight)

" I did boxing a favor by beating him and now he can go back to wheatever garbage can that Don King found him inside."

James Toney (Ruiz Fight) - fight later rule a NC due to illegal substances

Jones: " I don't want to see RJ…..the whole world don't want to see RJ"
Mechant "why we don't want to see RJ?"
Jones: "Because I don't want to kill the kid by accident with RJ"

Roy Jones Jr (after 1st RD KO of Griffith)

[The_Demon]

'i started boxing to get rid of my beer belly and my **** that were hanging down to the floor'- Clinton woods

'i was once offered $300 to throw a fight in the third round but i hard to turn it down because i had never made it to the third round'- lon simmons

'mike mcCallum has one of the five great chins in the world,the other four are on mount rushmore'- pat putnam

In his prime Joe bugner had the physique of a greek statue,but he had fewer moves'- hugh mcilvanney

'They say that money talks,but the only thing it ever said to me was goodbye'- Joe louis

[HaglerSteelChin]

Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -Bob Arum

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat
people up." - Muhammad Ali


"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."
- Muhammad Ali

"Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because
there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set
except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm
too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the
only way I'll ever get licked." - Muhammad Ali

"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling." - Max Baer, on
Joe Louis

"I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set -- and they're both
working." - Willie Pep

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my
bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali

"I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times that I'm lucky I didn't
get diabetes." - Jake LaMotta

"I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals
were swinging him around by his heels at the time." - Randall "Tex"
Cobb

"If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he
hopped."
- Don King

I might just fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson.


"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children.!" - Mike Tyson


"This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me." - Mike Tyson

[ThePunchingBag]

Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -Bob Arum

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat
people up." - Muhammad Ali


"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."
- Muhammad Ali

"Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because
there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set
except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm
too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the
only way I'll ever get licked." - Muhammad Ali

"He hit me 18 times while I was in the act of falling." - Max Baer, on
Joe Louis

"I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set -- and they're both
working." - Willie Pep

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my
bedroom and was in bed before the room was dark." - Muhammad Ali

"I fought Sugar [Ray Robinson] so many times that I'm lucky I didn't
get diabetes." - Jake LaMotta

"I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals
were swinging him around by his heels at the time." - Randall "Tex"
Cobb

"If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he
hopped."
- Don King

I might just fade into Bolivian" - Mike Tyson.


"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children.!" - Mike Tyson


"This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me." - Mike Tyson

I'm gonna steal that one.

[BrushMyCage]

i love this gerry penalosa's quote

"i love boxing, more than life and my wife"

[Toney Loc]

[HaglerSteelChin]

There was an old thread here about funny boxing quotes and i couldnt bump up since it was too old so i made a part 2.

There was one very funny one with Manny Pacquiao after the 2nd Morales fight where he accidentally says the Clitoris and gloves together. Possibly the funniest boxing quote in recent times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lYj7Eo7bj8

[The_Demon]

'congratulations.you have a great future behind you'- marvin hagler to james tillis

'i quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia.not because i had it,but because i couldnt spell it'- rocky graziano

'Shakespeare? I aint never heard of him.Hes not in no ratings,i suppose hes one of them foreign heavyweights.Their all lousy,sure as hell il murder that bum'- Tony galento

'I dont think his hands could take the abuse'- Randall 'tex' cobb on a possible rematch with larry holmes

'-Hotel operator: Do you want the house doctor?
-Max baer: No,get me a people doctor' - max baer's last words

[HaglerSteelChin]

"This fight will determine what you really are? Are you a promoter, are you a singer, are you a fighter, or are you a fa**oT?

Ricardo Mayorga to De La Hoya


" Yes I have a question.....do you have any excuses tonight roy?"

Antonio Tarver to Roy Jones while touching gloves

[AKATheMack]

" The designer of womens low cut jeans should make boxing trunks so we can see these fighters bellybuttons. " Larry Merchant
I dunno about funny, but I found it a little odd when I heard it.