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  • Ultimate Warrior
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    #1

    Secret Klitchco Conspiracy

    I think that it should be obvious by now that Wlad Klitcho was set up to lose in the Brewster fight.

    Who did this and why?

    I'll ****ing tell you.

    Vitali. He cheered on his little brother all the way when he thought he might never make it to the top. Then as soon as he is on top of the world and he is the champ he realizes "****ing ****, my brother is better than me and could woop my ass". He can't fight his brother directly so he sabatoges him.

    First he switches trainers, so that Steward can **** up Wlads style. Then Wlad gets ko'd by Corrie Sanders, because of this.

    Dispite the change in trainers this was not enough to stop Wlad. So Vitali rubs vasoline all of Wlads body in the corner and puts **** in his water bottle so that Brewster will beat him.

    Now everybody thinks Vitali is the better boxer.

    But wait, what happens as soon as Vitali isn't at the fight to sabatoge his brother because of his fake surgery.

    Well then Wlad knocks a ****er out. Which is what he will do to Vitali as soon as he discovers that the traitor in his camp is Vitali.
  • Exciterx30
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    #2
    Originally posted by Ultimate Warrior
    I think that it should be obvious by now that Wlad Klitcho was set up to lose in the Brewster fight.

    Who did this and why?

    I'll ****ing tell you.

    Vitali. He cheered on his little brother all the way when he thought he might never make it to the top. Then as soon as he is on top of the world and he is the champ he realizes "****ing ****, my brother is better than me and could woop my ass". He can't fight his brother directly so he sabatoges him.

    First he switches trainers, so that Steward can **** up Wlads style. Then Wlad gets ko'd by Corrie Sanders, because of this.

    Dispite the change in trainers this was not enough to stop Wlad. So Vitali rubs vasoline all of Wlads body in the corner and puts **** in his water bottle so that Brewster will beat him.

    Now everybody thinks Vitali is the better boxer.

    But wait, what happens as soon as Vitali isn't at the fight to sabatoge his brother because of his fake surgery.

    Well then Wlad knocks a ****er out. Which is what he will do to Vitali as soon as he discovers that the traitor in his camp is Vitali.
    Funny analysis, Brian.

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    • xrhythmxnxbluesx
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      #3
      this is ******... they both agreed that they will never fight each other... if they become champs at the same time... and vitali wasnt the one that put vaseline all over wlad's body it was the cutman... and wlad juss punch himself out in the brewster fight... but whatever thats your opinion...

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      • !! Mr. Soprano
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        #4
        Originally posted by Ultimate Warrior
        I think that it should be obvious by now that Wlad Klitcho was set up to lose in the Brewster fight.

        Who did this and why?

        I'll ****ing tell you.

        Vitali. He cheered on his little brother all the way when he thought he might never make it to the top. Then as soon as he is on top of the world and he is the champ he realizes "****ing ****, my brother is better than me and could woop my ass". He can't fight his brother directly so he sabatoges him.

        First he switches trainers, so that Steward can **** up Wlads style. Then Wlad gets ko'd by Corrie Sanders, because of this.

        Dispite the change in trainers this was not enough to stop Wlad. So Vitali rubs vasoline all of Wlads body in the corner and puts **** in his water bottle so that Brewster will beat him.

        Now everybody thinks Vitali is the better boxer.

        But wait, what happens as soon as Vitali isn't at the fight to sabatoge his brother because of his fake surgery.

        Well then Wlad knocks a ****er out. Which is what he will do to Vitali as soon as he discovers that the traitor in his camp is Vitali.
        You are so ****ing ******ed!

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        • Slipx
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          #5
          it could happen

          dont throw it out the window like that.anything is possible.

          vitali sounds like a dirty dude, i actually wouldnt doubt this

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          • ottoevans
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            #6
            i heard Wlad slept with 7 women the night before one of his loses. (i think brewster fight) That would have been hot if he slept with 7 women and became the World Champ (by beating brewster) back to back.

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            • El Jesus
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              #7
              that **** was funny because its just as truthful as the other bull**** theories expressed by some of you people.

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              • joeboxer
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                #8
                Originally posted by Black Jesus
                that **** was funny because its just as truthful as the other bull**** theories expressed by some of you people.

                Wow. You know that is kind of true.

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                • BrooklynBomber
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                  #9
                  WoW, I wanted to respond smart, but this is just ******ed funny.

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                  • Tha Greatest
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ultimate Warrior
                    I think that it should be obvious by now that Wlad Klitcho was set up to lose in the Brewster fight.

                    Who did this and why?

                    I'll ****ing tell you.

                    Vitali. He cheered on his little brother all the way when he thought he might never make it to the top. Then as soon as he is on top of the world and he is the champ he realizes "****ing ****, my brother is better than me and could woop my ass". He can't fight his brother directly so he sabatoges him.

                    First he switches trainers, so that Steward can **** up Wlads style. Then Wlad gets ko'd by Corrie Sanders, because of this.

                    Dispite the change in trainers this was not enough to stop Wlad. So Vitali rubs vasoline all of Wlads body in the corner and puts **** in his water bottle so that Brewster will beat him.

                    Now everybody thinks Vitali is the better boxer.

                    But wait, what happens as soon as Vitali isn't at the fight to sabatoge his brother because of his fake surgery.

                    Well then Wlad knocks a ****er out. Which is what he will do to Vitali as soon as he discovers that the traitor in his camp is Vitali.

                    You are a funny guy...
                    Is Hulk Hogan this funny to?

                    Or the Rock?

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