Ricky 'hitman' hatton vs Tomas 'hitman' hearns

[krispy kreme]

Hearns by all of thee above.

Wow, you cant really think this would a great competitive fight now do you? Hearns could knock rickys head off in the first round, in fact I think hearns could own the whole division if he was in his prime, and that includes pac.

That's a definite possibility.

[Oasis_Lad]

By Cosmic Sodomy.

Feck me! R.I.P Ricky.

[Slotff]

It literally would be sickening

Hatton would come out bravely, but Hearns would hurt Hatton with jabs and work the body. Hatton would be bloodied and reeling a minute in and then Hearns would unleash the right hand and give Hatton permanent brain damage.

Hearns would then stamp on Hatton's head and defecate all over his corpse only to be stopped by the ref cause he wanted a turn. Then they'd all eat tuna cassaroll and move to Barbados and make midget ****o.

Thats how ****ed up this fight is.

[K-Nan]

It literally would be sickening

Hatton would come out bravely, but Hearns would hurt Hatton with jabs and work the body. Hatton would be bloodied and reeling a minute in and then Hearns would unleash the right hand and give Hatton permanent brain damage.

Hearns would then stamp on Hatton's head and defecate all over his corpse only to be stopped by the ref cause he wanted a turn. Then they'd all eat tuna cassaroll and move to Barbados and make midget ****o.

Thats how ****ed up this fight is.

WOW. That is a ****ed up analysis. I can't argue with it's accuracy though. Besides the tuna casserole. I think they'd eat crab cakes.

[DrewWoodside]

By Cosmic Sodomy.

Definitely an interstellar annihilation of some sort. It would be what Luke did to the Deathstar but much faster.

[DrewWoodside]

It literally would be sickening

Hatton would come out bravely, but Hearns would hurt Hatton with jabs and work the body. Hatton would be bloodied and reeling a minute in and then Hearns would unleash the right hand and give Hatton permanent brain damage.

Hearns would then stamp on Hatton's head and defecate all over his corpse only to be stopped by the ref cause he wanted a turn. Then they'd all eat tuna cassaroll and move to Barbados and make midget ****o.

Thats how ****ed up this fight is.

It would probably really unfold just like Prescott/Khan, but with a heavier dose of pwnage.

[Oasis_Lad]

Definitely an interstellar annihilation of some sort. It would be what Luke did to the Deathstar but much faster.

I wouldn't want to fall prey to Zelenoff's Galactic Gamma Gape.

[El Jesus]

hed be knocked out in the dressing room. i wouldnt wish this on hatton.

[DrewWoodside]

I wouldn't want to fall prey to Zelenoff's Galactic Gamma Gape.

I stared at my keyboard and screen for 2 minutes trying to think of more "pwnage" type space related terms and could come up with nothing. I almost forgot this thread was about what Hearns' Mega-**** of Hatton would be like.

[DrewWoodside]

I wouldn't want to fall prey to Zelenoff's Galactic Gamma Gape.

Legend has it he holds enough power to knock down a black guy with a single punch..