Boxer verb dictionary...

[Guest]

To be Youtubed- To get knocked out so bad you get tons of views on youtube

Max Kellerman: Pacquiao youtubed Hatton earlier this year

How is Youtube a boxer? I appreciate you having a go man, but that one just plain ****** balls.

[P.WILL]

How is Youtube a boxer? I appreciate you having a go man, but that one just plain ****** balls.

let me change it

Hattoned- To be viciously put to sleep

[Guest]

Here's the original entry for that one, not one of the best, admittedly:

Hattoned - To rush into a situation in a foolhardy manner and come unstuck. Similar to being Wladded, only it's a situation you can't get over for fifteen hours. He got Hattoned last week and still needs to lie down over it.

But there's a bit more thought into it, you've gotta think your way around the situation not just go for the direct route, not just A to B.

Here's the sort of thing you're doing:

Kevin Johnsonning - to freakin' suck balls, man! Fuuuuuuuuuuck yeah!

[gattigal]

Thread of the year. .

I second that!

Big Bump!!!

[Guest]

Mannying - The art of trying to prove a point by avoiding addressing it. Hey, you know how everyone said Mike from the office was always sneaking off to McDonald's, and they said he could prove he wasn't by taking a test for cholesterol? Well he said he'd prove his innocence by quitting the office and signing to work for the solicitors Clottey and Co. instead. He really proved how innocent of the charges he was by Mannying himself.

[ummmid]

Mannying - The art of trying to prove a point by avoiding addressing it. Hey, you know how everyone said Mike from the office was always sneaking off to McDonald's, and they said he could prove he wasn't by taking a test for cholesterol? Well he said he'd prove his innocence by quitting the office and signing to work for the solicitors Clottey and Co. instead. He really proved how innocent of the charges he was by Mannying himself.

Anorakking - The art of trying to post something funny, only to have half the readers fall asleep reading halfway thru the post waiting for the punchline.

I was so ready to spit off the cliff but my mouth was dry from standing on the edge for too long as a spider he climbed and he climbed before drowning in what wasn't there. A ceiling span spins over your brain under the fan over your brain which sits on your shoulder like some sort of fruit, while your heart thuds away in the depths of your machine, sending blood swirling like oil that isn't quite as fun to drink as the rooves fall in on our side but everything's fine on the other side of the street.
A number two pencil begins to unwind as he turns on his electric equipment protected and lights shine on the road that the truck was driving on it would have gone to Hoboken if it had run out of gas which doesn't taste as good to drink like hamburgers in a blender like fish in the punch bowl at your last party where you made 7.689 new friends all of which you added on Facebook though you don't remember any of their faces just their bodies, there shoelaces decorating the other side of the street.
Where or where has my favorite coffee mug gone, or where or where can I put up a poster for my favorite coffee cup (gone) welcome aboard, have a nice voyage, spend the whole time in a chair as long as you pay gas tanks obliteration sandals furniture. I had a parrot but he flew away to another room and I was too lazy to go find him let alone yell to the other side of the street.
A man baked a pie and a cake they both loved the man. They hated each other because they were different or maybe because they were really the same and because they knew they saw the edges of the mirror they saw they knew in the middle of the road (mirror) and there really wasn't another side of the street just a reflection of this side this side and you see nothing on a paper except what you decide is there and I write nothing here that I didn't decide I would and a mind is full of cereal, bread milk and eggs. And a mind is full of cereal, bread, milk and eggs.

dude, wtf are you talking about?

nothing, don't mind me i was just anorakking

i'm just playin, don't hit me with a massive red K!

[Guest]

Not a bad effort, but it took you a lot longer to set all that up than just my (overlong) gag.

[ummmid]

Not a bad effort, but it took you a lot longer to set all that up than just my (overlong) gag.

http://www.illogicopedia.org/wiki/Step_Inside_%28Other_side_of_street%29

never underestimate the interwebz my friend.

[P4P Opinion]

Wladded - To rush into a situation carelessly and without due caution, such as getting KO'd easily by an obese South African golfer. Doug drove his car at 100mph thinking he'd made the turning, but he really Wladded it.
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Toneying - To let yourself down at the worst possible moment of opportunity. I gave Jack a job as my new **** star, he had a really good six pack and could **** the ladies all night. But when he turned up to the job he had massive ****, stank of B.O. and kept missing so badly he couldn't even get his **** in a vag. Not only that, but we had to wipe the **** shoot from memory as he failed a test afterwards, he really Toneyed the whole thing.

I genuinely laughed out loud at both of those.

[Derranged_]

Mannying - The art of trying to prove a point by avoiding addressing it. Hey, you know how everyone said Mike from the office was always sneaking off to McDonald's, and they said he could prove he wasn't by taking a test for cholesterol? Well he said he'd prove his innocence by quitting the office and signing to work for the solicitors Clottey and Co. instead. He really proved how innocent of the charges he was by Mannying himself.

I lol'd at this....