Boxer verb dictionary...

To Lennox - The art of making even simple sentences incoherent. Wow, I just asked Chip a straight "yes or no" question and the guy just came out with a string of random, incoherent bull****... he really Lennoxed it.

Khaning - The subtle practise of trying to cover up a major error by trying to draw peoples' attentions to smaller later successes and hoping they'll forget. Hey, remember that time when Mike got drunk at the office party and **** and pissed in his pants at the same time in front of the whole office? Well he's just ****** a hot chick and he's hoping that if he plays on that I'll forget the whole 'shat and pissed his pants in 56 seconds' thing.

[MindBat]

Valueved - To be discovered as an unusually large anomaly and transferred to a circus-like atmosphere for profit.

"You know Gene was born with a very strange head and body, and I honestly believe he’ll soon be a force to be reckoned with in any tough man contest.
I think we ought to valuev him for some extra cash. What do ya say?"

Keep em comin'

[vince_carter123]

love this thread

[KLUGMAN]

Briggsed-to have the appearance of being perfectly suited for a particular task but to be utterly incapable of performing it. i.e. this is one amazing looking Lambroghini but where's the motor at? the car is Briggsed!

[Roger Mellie]

The rak is back!

[ummid]

Matthew Hatton'd - to engage in a life and death situation

To Hasim - To be overregarded for a single act, and having that overshadow the rest of your life's achievements. Hey, so Patrick always screws the ugliest dogs in the entire world week after week.. but remember back in 2001 when he scored with that hot chick? That means he's still a stud.

[dans]

Roachy - To be Roachy is to live vicariously through someone else because you yourself never accomplished those things. To be Roachy also usually means that you talk a lot of trash that you personally will never have to back up. It has been said that all boxing scene poster have been know to be Roachy from time to time.

[Roger Mellie]

Carnivoring The practice of inserting clunky and poorly made metal and wood Lada parts into ones anus,whilst staring intently at pictures of Adolf Hitler,the grand wizard of the KKK and possibly any fighter from the eastern bloc.


Carnivorous interruptus Whilst indulging in the practice mentioned above,the feeling of horror and revulsion felt when turning the page of racist playboy expecting to see a picture of Hermann Goerring to blow ones muck over, only to be greeted by a picture of rabbi Goldberg,or even worse, Anne Frank.