Yawn. Annie with his old antics again. Must have thought it'd be funny.
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HOLY ****! Ping Ping tests positive for steroids. Interview inside!
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Breaking News!
Undisclosed Source says that all the steroid accusations surrounding the following wins of Filipino hero and national icon Manny Pacquiao are all false.
In a local telephone conversation with Biva Sports/Manila Stand Today, and Inslide Sports, Undisclosed Source stated “the real reason why Manny's chin was able to withstand the barrages of punches from Miguel Cotto is that a specialized conforming metal plate was surgically implanted under Pacquiao's chin years ago.”
Pacquiao decided to grow then his now world famous beard so as to hide the scars from the procedure. The procedure consisted of 50 surgeries, 3 failures, and 2 repeats. The experimental implant was performed after his second knockout loss from the hands of Medgeon Singsurat. A group of highly acclaimed scientists approached Pacquiao in his cardboard box after the loss and presented the idea. The idea was said to be a brainchild of Chuck Norris after another fist was discovered under his chin.
Mr. Source stated that “after the ultimate and final test under the hands of Cotto, the group of scientists have decided to introduce the specialized implant to the public in 2010”. The implant will be called, “Floydiots”. Metal knuckle implants were also said to be introduced after the Morales loss resulting to two devastating knockouts in the next two rematches. All steroid accusations should now be laid to rest.
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