KIDNAPPERS Release Victim to Watch PACQUIAO FIGHT

[Sgt Fightmaster]

Kidnappers: "Tell your family we will kill you if we don't get one million pesos by this afternoon. You got that?"

Missionary Priest:"Oh please don't kill me. I so want to see Manny Pacquiao fight tonight. I wouldn't miss it for the world."

Kidnappers: "Lol!! Wut!!?? Manny's fighting tonight??? GTFOH!!! Our Manny Pacquiao is fighting tonight??!! You best not be lying to us!!

Missionary Priest: "Uh... Yeah, you guys didn't know he was fighting tonight??

Kidnappers: "Heck no!! You see any TV's or Computers in this jungle?
You can't plug in no dang electronics out here!!"

Missionary Priest: "Well, Hello! He's fighting tonight. Ya'll better get it together and check out the fight on PPV."

Kidnappers: "Oh, man thanks for letting us know, priest. You know what?
we've had a change of heart. We'll let you go if you let us order the fight from your cell phone, deal?"

Missionary Priest: "Lol!! Wut?!! It's a deal!! You can keep the phone. See your sorry asses later. I'm outta here!"

LOLz I'm using this **** if i ever go to the Southern Philippines... Or pay the media to announce a fake fight

[Pullcounter]

pac does it all.... outlasts typhoons, stops crime, stops terrorism, makes movies, sells out concerts, sings, sells out magazines, runs for office, and he manages to box on the side... this dude is amazing.

[MindBat]

LOLz I'm using this **** if i ever go to the Southern Philippines... Or pay the media to announce a fake fight

LOl! That's great movie material for Wapakman 2.

[DonTaseMeBrah]

i heard ****** separatists also call a 24 hour truce with government soldiers so both sides could watch pac fights.


ridiculous really.

[MindBat]

i heard ****** separatists also call a 24 hour truce with government soldiers so both sides could watch pac fights.


ridiculous really.

I think other countries and cities ought to get a clue about promoting boxing
more often. It takes a bite out of crime.

[S H O B O X]

if only the criminals lived by manny's example all the time instead of just when he fights.