this is a old joke

[paul750]

No im cool. Im into women not farm animals.

ok i was stitched up, i see what you mean now

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hahahahahahahaha

here is a couple:

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them." Worried, Johnny replied, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

"I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."

"Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything.

[paul750]

hahahahahahahaha

here is a couple:

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them." Worried, Johnny replied, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy mom."

__________________________________________________ ______________________

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

"I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

"I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."

"Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything.

very good

[+= El Jefe=+]

god all this sex+ farm animals talk
gots me all turned on
hahaha you guys are sick
SICK I SAY!!!!!!!!!

[Zn1]

god all this sex+ farm animals talk
gots me all turned on
hahaha you guy are sick
SICK I SAY!!!!!!!!!

maybe you should try find the "animal farm" video.
xxx rated

[+= El Jefe=+]

maybe you should try find the "animal farm" video.
xxx rated

hahaha dude i was kidding
idk the fact u know
a video containing that kind
of "material"
scares me real bad

[Zn1]

hahaha dude i was kidding
idk the fact u know
a video containing that kind
of "material"
scares me real bad

haha i was a traveller for yrs & animals are readily available

i once watched a rottwieler hump a goat and then I....

[paul750]

haha i was a traveller for yrs & animals are readily available

i once watched a rottwieler hump a goat and then I....

that is some sick stuff guys shame on you

[Moon]

if Jack helped you off the horse?Would you help jack off the horse?

What colour is the horse?

[{BrownBomber}]

What colour is the horse?

Big and brown.