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11/09/2009
Paris, Arkansas (AP) REPORTS:
"After months of contract disputes with promoter Stacy Goodson, Internet Sensation Charlie Zelenoff has reached an agreement to return to the ring. On February 27th, Charlie Zelenoff AKA "Z-Money" AKA "The Unofficial Cash Cow" meets Mark "The Motor City Pole Checker" Messer in Russellville Arkansas. They will be fighting at a catchweight of 150 lbs. for an Interim Trailer Park Strap. It's the most anticipated sporting event between these two Metropolises(LA/Detroit) since The Pistons defeated The Lakers in 5 games to win the 2004 NBA Finals. There are quite a few intangibles, factors and truly intriguing sublots to consider when predicting a winner in this guaranteed FOTW(week) candidate. Can Zelenoff still be effective coming off a DQ round 1 loss and over a year of inactivity? Is he or was he ever not ruined? Will Messer be able to handle the more experienced Zelenoff? Will posting videos of himself shirtless on youtube and dropping F-bombs be enough to offset Zelenoff's 600 Lbs. left hook? Who the **** is Mark Messer? The World waits for February 27th, 2010. Available live via the internet on Pay Per View for $9.99."
Whoa I can't wait for this one. Sounds like a helluva matchup. To all who hate TPS or Zelenoff updates, I apologize to you in advance(enjoy a brief break from hating/hugging!). I know there's a TPS section but I thought this was too important to go down there. Videos below to help everyone decide who will win. Poll to follow, Please discuss!
Paris, Arkansas (AP) REPORTS:
"After months of contract disputes with promoter Stacy Goodson, Internet Sensation Charlie Zelenoff has reached an agreement to return to the ring. On February 27th, Charlie Zelenoff AKA "Z-Money" AKA "The Unofficial Cash Cow" meets Mark "The Motor City Pole Checker" Messer in Russellville Arkansas. They will be fighting at a catchweight of 150 lbs. for an Interim Trailer Park Strap. It's the most anticipated sporting event between these two Metropolises(LA/Detroit) since The Pistons defeated The Lakers in 5 games to win the 2004 NBA Finals. There are quite a few intangibles, factors and truly intriguing sublots to consider when predicting a winner in this guaranteed FOTW(week) candidate. Can Zelenoff still be effective coming off a DQ round 1 loss and over a year of inactivity? Is he or was he ever not ruined? Will Messer be able to handle the more experienced Zelenoff? Will posting videos of himself shirtless on youtube and dropping F-bombs be enough to offset Zelenoff's 600 Lbs. left hook? Who the **** is Mark Messer? The World waits for February 27th, 2010. Available live via the internet on Pay Per View for $9.99."
Whoa I can't wait for this one. Sounds like a helluva matchup. To all who hate TPS or Zelenoff updates, I apologize to you in advance(enjoy a brief break from hating/hugging!). I know there's a TPS section but I thought this was too important to go down there. Videos below to help everyone decide who will win. Poll to follow, Please discuss!
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