David Haye Tribute..

[mickey malone]

Clad in a Union Jack
With a spine in his back
In search of the beast he quested

The beast lay in wait
Awaiting it's fate
As the Hayemaker came to be tested

Like George & the Dragon
Haye still with his flag on
Goaded the beast from it's lair

From the cave it appeared
That eveyone feared
All covered in thick grizzly hair

The Rock of Gibralta
Verses a farmers daughter
Is what some were starting to say

But the beast wasn't strong
And did everything wrong
While they all said that David was gay

From London he'd come
To show the beast as a bum
And carry his flag with pride

The doubters were wrong
The Hayemaker's strong
And red domination has died


Congratulations David - You have done us proud!

[xzworks]

is haye carrying the turkish flag too in his short?

[Syf]

lol...

damn...you know Haye has hit status and has arrived when cats are composing poems and sonnets about him

[Jambo boy]

While they all said that David was gay

Best line!!!

[mickey malone]

is haye carrying the turkish flag too in his short?

No, it was a London Kebab

[Roger Mellie]

Genius mick. green k given.

[mickey malone]

Genius mick. green k given.

Cheers!... Had to be done...

[mickey malone]

Still celebrating!

[Boxing Scene]

Wow you are the king of cheese. Cong****. You are Haye's biggest nutstroker...Love the part about the spine, which he has none of, backing out of 2 Klitschko fights and running the whole time against a guy with a piss poor knockout record.

[southpaw_07]

Haye is only around for 3 more fights as he announced, planning on retiring 2 years from now, then all haye haters, you can go back and watch all the other Burger King / Mc Donalds shaped HW fighters..