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... I often say how **** the threads are in here, but people say to me "Butterball, why are they so ****? Please enlighten us, sage."
Well I'll take some time out of my busy schedule to do just that. Here's a list of what first page threads are ****, and WHY:
Arreola suspended for cursing? No WAY GTFO!
One of the key rules of any interesting discussion forum is not to make duplicate threads, yet this guy has made his own "take" on this subject just minutes after BPP had already made an official news thread on the exact same subject. Why did this guy do it? Because he's a double-barrelled **** gun, that's why.
Who will you be rooting for on Saturday, Haye or Valuev?
This is only borderline ****, I concede, but nevertheless the drops of **** effulence can be witnessed emanating from this thread's general direction. Why? I'll tell you. It has that fanboyish, kindergarten "who do you want to win?" mentality behind it. I come here to discuss boxing... not boxers. Boxing. Saying "OMG OMG OMG [Boxer X] is theeeeeeee greatestttttttttttttttt he's so kewwwwwwwwwwwwwl" is what 12-year-old practising cheerleaders do, not grown men who want to have intelligent conversations. I'm interested to know whether Haye will use feints to get inside Valuev's reach. I strongly suspect I won't find that being discussed in that thread.
Why dont people diss P-Will for fighting smaller fighter?
Again, only borderline ****e because the guy's put a bit of thought into it, but it's more Mayweather defensive crap. (I mean, I LIKE Mayweather, but when you've been the No.1 welterweight for three years without actually fighting a welterweight then I have to conclude you're beginning to take the piss). The problem with this sort of thread is that it's on here 24/7. We ought to have one "talk punk talk about Mayweather" thread and everyone post in that.
Pac vs. Cotto...Is the tide shifting!?
Okay, the guy's from Puerto Rico so obviously English isn't his first language, but anyone who says "peepz" deserves to die in an AIDS fire. Useless thread too.
shawn porter, pure power!
Some wanker who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" shows us Ping Ping in with a powerful puncher as evidence that he'll beat Cotto. Because triangular logic means everything.
richest active boxer?
Who gives a ****? Seriously, doesn't anyone talk about lateral movement or feints these days??? You know, BOXING?
Say 3 Nice Thing's About A Boxer You Don't Like: Seriously
This has to be the ******est thread from a fresh new ******. This wanker can't even manage fourth grade English and posts a ****** thread like this. "Oh, I hate this boxer, let me say something nice about them." Hating an athelete is what you do when you're eight years old FFS.
cotto,pac fans
There can never be enough Cotto/Pacquaio threads. The existing 150,669,089 on the subject just never filled all our needs.
**** off.
Well I'll take some time out of my busy schedule to do just that. Here's a list of what first page threads are ****, and WHY:
Arreola suspended for cursing? No WAY GTFO!
One of the key rules of any interesting discussion forum is not to make duplicate threads, yet this guy has made his own "take" on this subject just minutes after BPP had already made an official news thread on the exact same subject. Why did this guy do it? Because he's a double-barrelled **** gun, that's why.
Who will you be rooting for on Saturday, Haye or Valuev?
This is only borderline ****, I concede, but nevertheless the drops of **** effulence can be witnessed emanating from this thread's general direction. Why? I'll tell you. It has that fanboyish, kindergarten "who do you want to win?" mentality behind it. I come here to discuss boxing... not boxers. Boxing. Saying "OMG OMG OMG [Boxer X] is theeeeeeee greatestttttttttttttttt he's so kewwwwwwwwwwwwwl" is what 12-year-old practising cheerleaders do, not grown men who want to have intelligent conversations. I'm interested to know whether Haye will use feints to get inside Valuev's reach. I strongly suspect I won't find that being discussed in that thread.
Why dont people diss P-Will for fighting smaller fighter?
Again, only borderline ****e because the guy's put a bit of thought into it, but it's more Mayweather defensive crap. (I mean, I LIKE Mayweather, but when you've been the No.1 welterweight for three years without actually fighting a welterweight then I have to conclude you're beginning to take the piss). The problem with this sort of thread is that it's on here 24/7. We ought to have one "talk punk talk about Mayweather" thread and everyone post in that.
Pac vs. Cotto...Is the tide shifting!?
Okay, the guy's from Puerto Rico so obviously English isn't his first language, but anyone who says "peepz" deserves to die in an AIDS fire. Useless thread too.
shawn porter, pure power!
Some wanker who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" shows us Ping Ping in with a powerful puncher as evidence that he'll beat Cotto. Because triangular logic means everything.
richest active boxer?
Who gives a ****? Seriously, doesn't anyone talk about lateral movement or feints these days??? You know, BOXING?
Say 3 Nice Thing's About A Boxer You Don't Like: Seriously
This has to be the ******est thread from a fresh new ******. This wanker can't even manage fourth grade English and posts a ****** thread like this. "Oh, I hate this boxer, let me say something nice about them." Hating an athelete is what you do when you're eight years old FFS.
cotto,pac fans
There can never be enough Cotto/Pacquaio threads. The existing 150,669,089 on the subject just never filled all our needs.
**** off.
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