Joseph Parker says 'Awww hëll nauwww!'

[pollywog]

lots of possibilities, hes a user of the drug and just got unlucky with the tests which are very sensitive would be one, vada catches most of these guy, conor benn said the exact same thing, why would i take this stuff in the middle of my training camp with testing, i think they basically all say some variation of the same thing

You simply can't compare Eggs Benny, the tattooed midget wannabe a celeb, with The Mighty Oilskin Parker, humble family man.

They're saying Parker was on the gear the night before and didn't allow any time for it to flush out his system ?

It just doesn't stack up no matter how you frame it...

[pollywog]

I'm wondering if Parker may have used coke to mask other substances in his system, it could be a thing as well.

I'm wondering if you're trying too hard ?

[Smash]

You simply can't compare Eggs Benny, the tattooed midget wannabe a celeb, with The Mighty Oilskin Parker, humble family man.

They're saying Parker was on the gear the night before and didn't allow any time for it to flush out his system ?

It just doesn't stack up no matter how you frame it...

well his b sample will almost certainly be the same so the substance got in there somehow! osmosis?

[pollywog]

well his b sample will almost certainly be the same so the substance got in there somehow! osmosis?

Toothpaste, mouthguard, water bottle... ???

[Smash]

Toothpaste, mouthguard, water bottle... ???

maybe he picked his nose after shaking hands with a coke fiend

[Smash]

Toothpaste, mouthguard, water bottle... ???

i wouldnt worry about it, its only a bit of snuff, not performance enhancing at all, he was not trying to gain an advantage in the ring in fact he was doing the opposite

anyway these days u can take steroids and get off scott free no problems with the wbc's help, the new thing is the false positive result, so u take a steroid & get busted and then claim u took another substance but that yielded a false positive result so in joeys case he could legitimately claim in fact it was not coke he ingested at all it was actually a snowflake he accidentally sniffed which led to the false positive test for coke

[pollywog]

maybe he picked his nose after shaking hands with tyson fury

fify...

[pollywog]

i wouldnt worry about it, its only a bit of snuff, not performance enhancing at all, he was not trying to gain an advantage in the ring in fact he was doing the opposite

If it was a bit of skulduggery, i wouldn't put it past them nightie wearing camel jockeys to pull this shït .

They're shady as fück. Shadier than Fisheyes and that's saying something!

[Quiksilva]

I'm wondering if you're trying too hard ?

Like how Mayweather used IV against Pacquiao in 2015 to mask other substances in his system. Believe it or not, it's a common scheme dude. Get with the real world, brother.

[pollywog]

Like how Mayweather used IV against Pacquiao in 2015 to mask other substances in his system. Believe it or not, it's a common scheme dude. Get with the real world, brother.

Sorry bro, but Joseph Parker is NOT Mayweather. There is nothing even remotely similar about them or their lifestyles.

Dunno how it works in your real world ?

...but just cos some flashy, midget American boxer took a drip for whatever reason, does not make a humble, clean cut Samoan boxer guilty of masking PEDs 1O years later.