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Good evening and welcome to Chez Freddie’s.
My name is Michael WG and I will be your waitron this evening.
Our esteemed chef-owner, Freddie Roach, is offering his usual unusual menu of mouthwatering entrees for your culinary delight.
As always, a wide selection and flavorful seasonings highlight the expansive menu.
May I explain the specials du jour?
We are currently serving Cotto in different ways as follows:
1. Complete Fighter Cotto—Meaning he can do it all until Manny Pacquiao makes him fall this fall.
2. South Of The Border, Dirty Sanchez Miguel—This dish will go your right to your gonads and the forecast is extreme pain.
3. Northpaw Cotto Can’t Handle Southpaws—We serve this so that you can jab with your left hand and get nailed with overhand rights.
4. Good Chin, Weak Body—His jaw is not tapioca so we have Manny tap his well goosed liver.
5. Not Calves Brain, He’s Smart Fighter—Don’t know about the esophagus, it looks weak but hius gray matter is intact. He might beat Pacman if they were playing chess but they’re not.
6. More Than Mayweather—Cotto A La Orange is served up and offers more than Peeking Duck Floyd Mayweather ever does, except for defense. (Speaking of hot air, Matt Stolow says to ignore Henny Penny, The Sky Is Falling Bob Arum as Packy-Mayweather will take place in 2010.)
7. Soup To Nuts, Complete Cotto--Has no weaknesses which is why, of course, both Bob Arum and I were so overeager to make this match. We only think Miguel is 75 percent shot. When Freddie says Cotto brings “more to the the table” than Mayweather does, he really means Cotto moves about as nimbly as the table does.
Please come back again soon, folks.
I do apologize for being out of Veal Oscar, Damaged Diaz and the so popular Chopped Hatton Mutton.
We change our menu on an hourly basis.
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