Mbilli Would Outmexican Alvarez, Munguia, & Benavidez
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Joe Cortez: “Alright, TIME!…Nah nah nah! Come here! Come here! Alright, listen! You guys are getting a little nasty! I’m going to start taking points away when I say ‘break’! When I say ‘break clean!”, stop throwing punches! I’m fair but I’m firm! TIME IN!”
Jim Lampley: “I’ve never seen Cortez work this hard.”
Larry Merchant: “Jim, Cortez…has just admonished…both fighters…for…incessant name calling.”
Jim Lampley: “Indeed he has.”
Larry Merchant: “It’s a little obtuse even… for his standards but…I’ll take what I can get. There’s been…more WORDS exchanged between these two…in the first ROUND …than…punches in the Gatti-Ward trilogy…COMBINED.”
Emanuel Steward: “This is going exactly as I predicted. MulaKO is the type of poster that plods forward and works the body but he isn’t switching it up, and he might have to in this fight even though it’s a little early. Southpaw is exactly what he says he is. He fights out of that stance…and he has a sort of up and down bouncing style reminiscent of Shane Mosley where he kind of jiggles the jab and hooks off it but rarely connects. And right now, they’re at a stalemate because…MulaKO doesn’t care about what’s coming back when he goes downstairs…and Southpaw isn’t taking advantage of the opening with the left uppercut.”
Larry Merchant: “But even if he did, Emanuel…Southpaw…isn’t KNOWN for hurting his opponents. He has zero knockouts in…the last five years and tonight…he’s…battling an iron-chinned veteran…with a penchant for…throwing caution to the wind.”
Jim Lampley: “In addition to that, Larry, southpaw doesn’t exactly strike fear in his opponent’s mind with those trunks.”
Larry Merchant: “I agree. I’ve never seen…cat cartoon characters…emblazoned across a fighter’s trunks with such a…colorful and playful motif.”
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Joe Cortez: “Alright, TIME!…Nah nah nah! Come here! Come here! Alright, listen! You guys are getting a little nasty! I’m going to start taking points away when I say ‘break’! When I say ‘break clean!”, stop throwing punches! I’m fair but I’m firm! TIME IN!”
Jim Lampley: “I’ve never seen Cortez work this hard.”
Larry Merchant: “Jim, Cortez…has just admonished…both fighters…for…incessant name calling.”
Jim Lampley: “Indeed he has.”
Larry Merchant: “It’s a little obtuse even… for his standards but…I’ll take what I can get. There’s been…more WORDS exchanged between these two…in the first ROUND …than…punches in the Gatti-Ward trilogy…COMBINED.”
Emanuel Steward: “This is going exactly as I predicted. MulaKO is the type of poster that plods forward and works the body but he isn’t switching it up, and he might have to in this fight even though it’s a little early. Southpaw is exactly what he says he is. He fights out of that stance…and he has a sort of up and down bouncing style reminiscent of Shane Mosley where he kind of jiggles the jab and hooks off it but rarely connects. And right now, they’re at a stalemate because…MulaKO doesn’t care about what’s coming back when he goes downstairs…and Southpaw isn’t taking advantage of the opening with the left uppercut.”
Larry Merchant: “But even if he did, Emanuel…Southpaw…isn’t KNOWN for hurting his opponents. He has zero knockouts in…the last five years and tonight…he’s…battling an iron-chinned veteran…with a penchant for…throwing caution to the wind.”
Jim Lampley: “In addition to that, Larry, southpaw doesn’t exactly strike fear in his opponent’s mind with those trunks.”
Larry Merchant: “I agree. I’ve never seen…cat cartoon characters…emblazoned across a fighter’s trunks with such a…colorful and playful motif.”
And again and again
That was fughin awesome
Fugh me you had me in stitches
Now let’s get back to facts instead of bullchit lies
He has no proof cause he invented it all
Maybe that happened in his wet dream but never in a gym let alone a boxing ring lol
And if it did just show us a source or proof but ….. when all said and done it’s bullchitComment
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