Then the Lion that ate Pacman climbs the tree and kills Floyd. Once Floyd is eaten by the LIONS (he weighed 200 lbs and had to be carried back down) the villagers are eaten by the lions. No one escapes except for Marquez and Cotto lol
Manny Pacquiao, Juan Manuel Marquez, Miguel Cotto and Floyd Mayweather Jr.
They are the last remaining hope in preventing these vicious maneaters from devouring a small group of villagers stuck in a small patch of grass in the African Sahara.
The fighters all agree that the only way to save the villagers from doom was for three of them to take one lion each, while one jumps out unscathed and leads the villagers to safety. They decide to draw twigs to see who jumps first.
Just when the first twig is about to be drawn, Marquez looks at the others and says "Puta Madre! I don't need twigs. I'm going first. Viva Mexico!" and like the guerrero that he is, jumps off and takes one of the lions head on.
Not to be outdone by a Mexican, Cotto looks at both Pacquiao and Mayweather and yells "Adios, amigos. Por mi pueblo. Boricua!!!" and flings himself to the mercy of the second lion.
Now, it's up to Mayweather and Pacquiao. Pacquiao looks up to the heavens, immediately makes his trademark sign of the cross and prepares to hurl himself to impending death. Before he could utter a word, Mayweather grabs him by the shoulders and says, "Yo, I got this one, bro."
As Pacquiao nods his head in awe, Mayweather grits his teeth, clenches his fist, and chants "U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!". He turns his attention towards the last lion, curses it and flips it a bird. He then turns to Pacquiao and yells, "God Bless America!"...
...and pushes the Filipino off the tree.
The smartest man in boxing strikes again.
(In the background, Pacquiao falls to his death screaming, "Initaym, iniwer, Maywider! Ahhhh!")
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