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It's 2024, a better promotional strategy would be to change his name to Ry-lane Garcia or better, Denzel Washington Werther. Some people will be disappointed but old folks love hard candy so he'll have that going on. On his entrance he should look confused like whaaaaat, how did I get here? to "What up, What's Haapnin" by T.I.......or some trippy shyt like that. Call out Canelo, fight Jake Paul, retire, come back to fight skateboarder Timmy then say he priced himself out, pay Sulaman to say "nobody wants to fight him." When he gets caught dirty he'll tell a very sad story about eating Koala nuts while hunting killer turtles in London and fans will eat it up. Media will forgive him because it's a sad story, very sad. All the while, Canelo will duck Benevadiz for the 10th time to fight no hope Mungiua, Berlanga or some other no hope because Mexicans don't F&^K around.
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