The Subriel Matias FACTS Thread!!!!!

[Pantera_]

Subriel Matias doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

[Pantera_]

The Flash discovered how to run at the speed of light when he discovered Subriel Matias was looking for him.

[Spray_resistant]

Subriel Matias isn't ranked by any sanctioning bodies because he ranks them.

[BoxingParadigm]

This is hilarious Pantera_

[Pantera_]

This is hilarious Pantera_

When Subriel Matias looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Glass isn't even dumb enough to get in between Subriel Matias and Subriel Matias.

[Pantera_]

When Subriel Matias was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

[Pantera_]

When Subriel Matias gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

[Pantera_]

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Subriel Matias. There were no survivors.

[Boxing 112]

19 wins
19 by stoppage, 6 by RTD



Some say he punches through brick walls in training camp, others say all the worlds earthquakes are due to him punching the floor in anger


All we know is, he's called Subriel No-Masias.

[Spray_resistant]

The day boxing was invented Subriel Matias already had a dozen defenses of the world title.