Danny Williams = John Locke on Lost?

**J.R** · 10-02-2009, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by !! Anorak

Danny's on the Island and he can see the preordained predeterminism in everything.

Danny made Rocky Marciano quit rather than get in a time machine and face him.

Danny punched the fabric of the universe so hard he jump started the big ****.

Danny TKO'd Vitali Klitschko for four years.

Danny KO'd an 88 prime Tyson.

Why did he mess around and pretend to be hurt against Carl Baker in the first round tonight, leading him to be outpointed over three rounds?

Frankly, I don't know. But Danny does. Danny can see the function of life at a subatomic level and can see the whole of space-time with his mighty gaze.

Really people should be thanking Danny tonight... for his actions may well have saved the entire universe in some way. And if you don't realise that, you don't know **** about boxing. So **** you.

Let's look at Danny's finest hour:

What?.... Hang on..... What?

**Jambo boy** · 10-02-2009, 06:14 PM

Annie, this could be top secret, Danny may not want this information in the open.

**Guest** · 10-02-2009, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by Jambo boy

Annie, this could be top secret, Danny may not want this information in the open.

****, you're right Jambo... I have heard that when Danny went down the first time the force of it caused Jupiter to realign, protecting the Earth from a meteorite.

**Roger Mellie** · 10-02-2009, 06:22 PM

Whichever way you look at it,its not really a loss.

**Jambo boy** · 10-02-2009, 06:24 PM

I think it was probably a trick that Thor was playing on Zeus, Zeus had a bet that if Danny beat the tubby lardy ****er that he would crush all the milky way and stick it up his own arse. Thor, knowing that the win was inevitable, told Danny to throw it convincingly for the sake of the human race.

What a hero he is. Danny we salute you!!

**Guest** · 10-02-2009, 06:37 PM

I heard that Danny said to John "D Cup" McDermott: "John, I'll lose to someone with bigger **** than you."

Danny said it as a joke, but John called him a liar over it. As ******s can't deceive, Danny had to be true to his word.

**Chunk..** · 10-02-2009, 06:51 PM

Man i was so gutted about tonight, Baker was holding on for dear life in the 3rd.

**Jambo boy** · 10-02-2009, 06:54 PM

Word on the street is that Danny is working for the flying squad and was involved in a record drugs haul this evening. He found out where the massive stash was hidden just before going into the ring but had no way of communicating it to his colleages so he had to use sign language during the fight to give the rozzers the tip off.

Firstly he had to tell them that it was round the back of the building, so without delay he went down onto his back, but then he had to signal that it was down some stairs in a cellar, but the daft coppers didn't get the hint so poor Danny had to keep taking a knee and pretending he had slipped. Then he finally lost by a close UD to a man named the fridge (white goods) revealing to the police that the haul was *******.

Danny has already been put on the queens birthday list of honours and Spielberg is writing up a first draft for a script of the event. What a hero!

Thank God for Danny.

**Guest** · 10-02-2009, 07:01 PM

Clever old Danny - still undefeated.

Danny Williams = John Locke on Lost?