AMIR KHAN is doing KATIE PRICE (JORDAN) !!

[MACAQUEINBLACK]

I would deep throath Amir

Don't talk about Amir like that you **** !!

would you lick jam off my balls?

She looks like, and appears to be, a complete mess.

That's what she is, well deduced.

[zojo]

This would have been a semi "Achievement" 10+ years ago, but since then everyone and their uncles have had a shot on the mingy old tramp.

yeah thats true.

[YoungJab]

typical limeys

[Grimmer]

People chat **** about Jordan....but they would:




Tell me you wouldn't:

[Pretty Boy1]

People chat **** about Jordan....but they would:




Tell me you wouldn't:

I definately would! I wouldn't think twice about that ****!!

[shadeyfizzle]

that ain't ****.

david haye had a threesome with heath ledger and christian bale once.

imagine that. he ****** batman and the joker.

that's what you call a player.

HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Oasis_Lad]

People chat **** about Jordan....but they would:




Tell me you wouldn't:

The Jordan of today is a thousand miles away from that.

In her prime, then yes; she'd have gotten shagged rotten.

[Savino]

If Amir poked that trollop then he needs another prescott knock out defeat.

[Savino]

The Jordan of today is a thousand miles away from that.

In her prime, then yes; she'd have gotten shagged rotten.

Agree with Oasis on this one. Jordan of back in the day would of got it. now she looks like a trout.

[MBerrido]

Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. As luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.

The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.

He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant **** swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.

"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your **** out".

Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.

As ever Akabusi's **** became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to **** her **** off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn ****tail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.

Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying **** on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.