Vitaly Klitschko is the Drunken Master.

**Fulcrum29** · 09-26-2009, 07:17 PM

Damn it's kinda true. He sways like he's drunk. He keeps his hands down and seems to have no defense like he's drunk. He feels no pain even if his eyeball is falling off like he's drunk. And he kicks everyone's ass like Jackie Chan in the eponymous movie.

**Pullcounter** · 09-26-2009, 07:22 PM

the thread is worthless without links...

**Fulcrum29** · 09-26-2009, 07:27 PM

his feet just look so akward and funny when he fights and those hilarious arm punches he throws but he's the best and it's a shame he's so old and almost done soon cus he's the most exciting heavyweight in the world.

**street bully** · 09-26-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Fulcrum29

his feet just look so akward and funny when he fights and those hilarious arm punches he throws but he's the best and it's a shame he's so old and almost done soon cus he's the most exciting heavyweight in the world.

True that. Big Vit is a machine.

**Bhopreign** · 09-26-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by BrooklynBomber

His style always bothered me as something I seen in early childhood and it struck me today, Big Vit fights like a drunken master

The guy pokes his way to victory every time, very uninspiring.

**Mersey** · 09-26-2009, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Pullcounter

the thread is worthless without links...

I know a video with the same music

**BrooklynBomber** · 09-26-2009, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by Bhopreign

The guy pokes his way to victory every time, very uninspiring.

oh, the irony hearing that from hop and floyd fan.

**cyutetrick** · 09-26-2009, 07:36 PM

I think he is the better one of the brothers. id rather watch vitali of wladimir any day.

**Fulcrum29** · 09-26-2009, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by Merseyside

I know a video with the same music

LMAOOOO!

Guy in a edward scissorhands mask lol

Vitaly Klitschko is the Drunken Master.