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If he wins the Heavyweight Title will fat people everywhere be standing up and saying, "See I told you c*cksuckers we fat pieces of **** can do anything you fit and trim people can do!" ?
Will you go to the local gym and see the undefeated Light Heavyweight prospect sitting in the corner eating a Hot-N-Ready Pizza and saying how he hopes he can look like his favorite fighter, "The Nightmare Nipple"?
Will husbands scratch their balls with pride as Arreola happily recollects his Food Network approach to world class fighting?
Will Burger King start serving the "Arreola Behemoth Burger" that comes with two quarter pound patties topped with a hard shell taco and an egg?
As Arreola's reign progresses will "The Biggest Loser" go off the air in favor of a new hit show entitled "Fat Like Chris!" in which contestants aim to increase their body fat percentage by 1% every day for an entire month?
One can only wonder.
Will you go to the local gym and see the undefeated Light Heavyweight prospect sitting in the corner eating a Hot-N-Ready Pizza and saying how he hopes he can look like his favorite fighter, "The Nightmare Nipple"?
Will husbands scratch their balls with pride as Arreola happily recollects his Food Network approach to world class fighting?
Will Burger King start serving the "Arreola Behemoth Burger" that comes with two quarter pound patties topped with a hard shell taco and an egg?
As Arreola's reign progresses will "The Biggest Loser" go off the air in favor of a new hit show entitled "Fat Like Chris!" in which contestants aim to increase their body fat percentage by 1% every day for an entire month?
One can only wonder.
This thread is full of win. I wonder what Toney and Tua will say if Arreola wins. 
If he wins, I'm going to let myself go and get up to 251 pounds.
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