Tyson vs. Steve Austin - what happened next?

[Guest]

Okay, I've been experimenting with *******s in another place, just to see how they worked, and I got the bit where Austin gave the finger to Tyson and Tyson pushed him... then it cut off.

So what happened? And could Tyson have beat him?

[Rockin']

As Steve Austin pulled himself from the ground, he was still slightly dazed from the tree that had stood in his path. Tyson had jumped Austin and thrown him away from his vehicle. Austin saw stars in his mind as he heard Farrah talking to him. "Steve...Steve...." she said in her highly pitched voice. Austins mind pictured Farrah running through a large field filled with flowers and butterflies. "It all over now, *****....." Again Austin heard the womans voice echo through his mind. SLAMM!!!!!!

Suddenly Steve Austin was back in the present, the dreams of Farrah and the flowers seemingly miles away now in his mind. Steve was aware that Mike Tyson was holding him up by the shirt, having pressed him against Tysons beat up 1972 Dodge. "You da six-million dolla man, ah.... YA, well im da mothu****a dat had 128 million and all I have to show for it is this 1972 ****IN dodge....And that makes me mad......" Tyson sunk his fist into Steve Austins belly, his six million dollar muscles unable to with stand the force of this god like puncher. Steves knees gave alittle from the blow but he quickly proped himself up again, the salivas dripping now from Tysons mouth.

"You see, I had somebody build me too, except they wasnt a bunch of fancy doctos, cus built me from nothin'.." Austin looked at Tyson, noticing his eyes glare over in a day dream like stare. Tyson continued, "I was knocking everybody out, Berbick, Spinks, Biggs. Who'd you eva knock out." Steve knew who these men were but also knew that they were mortal men. "Well, let me see.. I knocked out Big Foot one time.." tyson was stunned, "Yowa talkin bout dat big saskwatch...", Tyson asked. "How many wonds did ya go wit it." Austin could only look up in amazement at the genius.

danananananananaaaaa Austin slowly reached back and slapped mike tyson acrossed his face, the saliva spewing acrossed Tysons face. "Saskwatches dont do rounds you ass hole." Austin buried his fist into Tysons gut and then raked his fingers acrossed Tysons face. "That'll teach you to get that ****** tatooe on your face you freak." Tyson reached his hand up caressing his torn tatooe. "You woo-ind my tatooe.." Tysons eyes began to water. "You woo-ind my tatooe, dats my wow-e-o tattoo you bastad." dananananananananaaaaaa... By the time that Tyson was finished, austin had left only a trail of dust going into the horizen. Tyson sat down on the hood of his '72 and contimplated what to do next..................


Looking off into the sunset, Mike reached his hands into his pocket to retrieve its contents. 52 cents and an unused condom. "I told tha ms america ***** that i didnt like codems.." Tyson threw it to the sandy ground that surrounded him. The Nevada sun pored its rays of warmth accrossed Tyson as he stood looking off into the distance. "I wonder whera dat Austin ***** is at...."

Tysons mind drifted from the Austin back to his best days as a fighter. When he controlled and had the world at his disposal. He was winning every fight in a devastating fashion as he toured the world. Then, Tyson noticed a trail of dust heading towards him in the sunset. "Its got ta be Steve Austin, let it be him..." Tyson began punching his fist into his palm as he bagan throwing himself into a frenzy. Tyson was circling his car now, throwing punches into the air in anticipation of steve austins arrival. Tyson watched as the dust came closer and closer.

Tyson was ready to destroy Steve Austin, but as Austin came to stand in front of Tyson, mike was unable to fight. For in steve austins arms was a craddled Robin Givens, smiling with that big 'ol gap in her teeth. Mike fell to his knees, grabbing Robins hand. "Take me back, take me back.. pwease.." Givens took her hand from Tysons grasp and slapped him accrossed his already scared face. Tyson fell to his knees weeping as Austin set Robin down easily in the sand.

Walking over to Tysons '72 dodge austin leaned in through the open window and grabbed a small brown paper bag. Austin looked around and stuffed the bag and its contents into the crotch of his jeans. Austin looked back at Tyson, now laying in the sand crying like a child. Robin walking away from Tyson into the desert. Austin tapped the contents of the bag and daananananananananaaaa ran off into the sunset, saving another day for the american government. danananananananananaaaa

[Run]

Tyson eventually catches up to Austin. Ironically, when they are scheduled to wrestle in the WWE. Another fight breaks out between the angry mike who claims:

Mike: aaaawww u know its like, I cant describe, its like awwwh see
heetha good fither. Dey cawll him Stone Cold.

Microphone passed to Austin.

Stonecold: HEY MIKE. I got a ROOTIN TOOTIN question for you. Why are you so ******? You have got to be dumber than a OX WITH A HEADWOUND. {opens budweiser can, chuggs half, takes another swig and holds in mouth} SPPPPPHHHHHHHHH.

Austin spits the remaining half on to Iron Mike's Face.

journalists describe how mike was enraged following the spitting incident; and swarmed like sharks to the potential "Bigger than Life" scenario.

reporter Ayma Jaghoff described the incident as being "sensationalism at its best". "A true Ballbuster" it was coined by actor and 11 time academy award winner Keanu Reeves.

"Like eatin fried turkey and drinkin budweiser". Were the words used by Butterbean to describe his enthousiasm in the potential WWE event.

I suppose we can only wait for the real fight.



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[Rockin']

We should get our minds together and write a story, very good ideas. You always have been a different thought process which is actually very refreshing.
i added some stuff to the original story, had to end it some how........Rockin'

[Rockin']

your talking about steve austin the wrestler and im talking about steve austin the six million dollar man, do you rember that show. Thats funny..............Rockin'

[Run]

I am sorry.

When I see Steve Austin I think of "Stone Cold" the WWE wrestler.



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[masterdirector]

As Steve Austin pulled himself from the ground, he was still slightly dazed from the tree that had stood in his path. Tyson had jumped Austin and thrown him away from his vehicle. Austin saw stars in his mind as he heard Farrah talking to...continuous gay bull****....

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and daananananananananaaaa ran off into the sunset, saving another day for the american government. danananananananananaaaa

Yeah, that was just...gay.

[Rockin']

hey master director, who the F**K asked you and what have you contributed to the thread to make you the man to set the standards........Rockin'

[masterdirector]

Well like...you're a paper champ and I'm the real deal first of all.

Ninjas like myself are totally sweet. Pirates like you suck.

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[Guest]

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