How to become GGG?

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Here's recipe:

- Fight 400 amateur tomato cans.
- Fight 40 tomato cans at pro.
- Become wannabe of Chavez.
- Become hypejob of HBO.
- Arguably lose to all of three best opponents.
- Best legitimate win is Lemieux and Murata.
- Got outboxed by Canelo in the first fight by sweet science.
- Got outbrawled by Canelo in the second fight by Mexican style.
- Beg DAZN for trilogy and payday.
- No head movement, footwork, body shots and handspeed.
- Have ugly face.

Cong****, you're GGGeezer.