How many times did Slowjoe get by Christian’s Hammer?

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  • Dakuwaqa
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    #1

    How many times did Slowjoe get by Christian’s Hammer?

    Seriously how can a human move like that
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    #2
    Too many, it will be an issue.

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    • Sparked_26
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      Then beat him to a husk.

      The eye test with Joe is a joke. I mean how would you scout him?

      Yeah so I watched him. He looked sh.it mate. Slow of hand and foot, punches lack snap. Got hit with several right hands thrown from 1984.

      Ah right so he lost?

      No actually. He beat his opponent half to death.

      Right.

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      • Sparked_26
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        I think Joyce would beat AJ genuinely.

        I would put money on it

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        • tritium_arma
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          #5
          Doesn't matter. When you're 10x the bone density of the average man, you can take all shots. Not sure how he broke his wrist though.

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          • Dakuwaqa
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            #6
            Originally posted by Sparked_26
            Then beat him to a husk.

            The eye test with Joe is a joke. I mean how would you scout him?

            Yeah so I watched him. He looked sh.it mate. Slow of hand and foot, punches lack snap. Got hit with several right hands thrown from 1984.

            Ah right so he lost?

            No actually. He beat his opponent half to death.

            Right.
            His opponents must feel like Neo in there yet they STILL get hit

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            • Sparked_26
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              #7
              Originally posted by Dakuwaqa

              His opponents must feel like Neo in there yet they STILL get hit
              AJ would look like a God. Light him up.

              Joe lands three what look like fairly mediocre jabs. Joe still looks s.hit. Commentary is berating how crap Joe has been.

              Camera cuts to AJ's corner at the end of the 6th.

              AJ's mouth is hanging open, his nose has been punched halfway back to Watford, his eyes are glass and there is 6 rounds left.
              Last edited by Sparked_26; 07-02-2022, 05:34 PM.

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              • Earl-Hickey
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                I like to think he'd try be a bit more defensively responsible vs AJ or Wilder etc

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                  #9
                  He's a ****in **** boxer. But he's tough as a rock.

                  He's like a wardrobe with gloves on.

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