Joe Calzaghe bombs on celebrity dance show...

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  • !! Anorak
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    Joe Calzaghe bombs on celebrity dance show...

    ... 16 out of a possible 40 from the judges, the guy looked as stiff as Roy Jones after he's met Glen Johnson.

    They said he needed to show more personality - rather a tough ask considering the poor bastard hasn't got one.
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    #2
    Originally posted by !! Anorak
    ... 16 out of a possible 40 from the judges, the guy looked as stiff as Roy Jones after he's met Glen Johnson.

    They said he needed to show more personality - rather a tough ask considering the poor bastard hasn't got one.

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    • boxasmash
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      #3
      He came last

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      • Jambo boy
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        #4
        Listen, 16 out of 40? 46-0 what does that tell you, isn't it?

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          #5
          Stiffer than Reed's **** after seeing Roy.

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          • Carl Froch
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            #6
            Listen... you know, at the end of the day I was a little nervous, but 46 and 0, what does that tell you?

            At the end of the day... listen.

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            • Bobby Shaw
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              #7
              For the first time Calzaghe had fair judges in his life.He's been gifted too many fights

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              • Jambo boy
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                #8
                Originally posted by Joe_Calzaghe
                Listen... you know, at the end of the day I was a little nervous, but 46 and 0, what does that tell you?

                At the end of the day... listen.
                Tell us what your Da said Joe...

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                • YoungJab
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bobby Shaw
                  For the first time Calzaghe had fair judges in his life.He's been gifted too many fights
                  loooooooooooool

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                  • Carl Froch
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jambo boy
                    Tell us what your Da said Joe...
                    My Da? Listen, he was backstage isn't it?

                    Listen... I got off the dance floor and he goes to me "You need to try harder tomorrow, Joe." Quite calm, he was at the end of the day.

                    Listen, then I said to him "well what do I do?"

                    He goes "YOU KNOW WHAT TO FACKING DO FOR FACK'S SAKE JOE! YOU FACKING GO OUT THERE AND FACKING DANCE FACKING RELAXED FOR FACK'S SAKE. ARE YOU GONNA DANCE - OR ARE YOU GONNA GET DANCED? THAT'S THE FACKING WAY IT'S GONNA FACKING GO!"

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