*★*The Official Pre-fight Excuses Thread*★*

[Breakbeat]

Please have your excuses ready before your favourite fighter loses so we don't have to read them afterwards.

[Jambo boy]

Floyd's been out for two years.

JMM drinks piss.

[Spray_resistant]

The piss gave JMM an edge so the fight should be declared a NC if Floyd is ko'd

[Breakbeat]

Floyd's been out for two years.

JMM drinks piss.

JMM will breath on Floyd with his piss breath causing him to pass out.



JMM's only way of winning is through halitosis!

[Soda Popinski]

JMM's piss tested positive for higher quan****** of piss, his 3rd round KTFO of Floyd will be changed to a NC, Floyd's record restored and a rematch will be set.