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  • rizkybizness
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    #1

    My 1 Pound Theory

    It takes at least one pound of fire ass green to make someone reach the level of ******ation necessary to fabricate some colorful little presentation justifying why they love riding ****

    **** Riding

    1) Feels GREAT!
    2) Makes their man feel great!
    3) Makes life worth living (full thesis is in the works - be on the look out, people)
    4) Makes hatershate
    5) #4 is fine so long as they fear

    Bring on the haters, they're blind to the truth lol

  • MANGLER
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    #2
    I got a lb of meat for for your big titted girl Riz. She can ride the Mang wang all nite long ******.

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    • rizkybizness
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      #3
      damn, a full pound?

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      • Glamour Puss
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        #4
        My **** weighs two pounds riz.

        I got meat to spare. In case bitches aren't filled by the mang wang, I can bring in the heavy artillery.

        p.s Horus is "a gay" and you owned him, lol.

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        • MANGLER
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          #5
          Originally posted by rizilient
          damn, a full pound?
          I'm goin balls deep homey. I'll be pushin weight, just not hustlin dope.

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          • rizkybizness
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            #6
            Originally posted by Jay Em Em
            My **** weighs two pounds riz.

            I got meat to spare. In case bitches aren't filled by the mang wang, I can bring in the heavy artillery.

            p.s Horus is "a gay" and you owned him, lol.


            you 2 make me feel like a new born with your W.O.M.Ds

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            • Jambo boy
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              #7
              Horus' brain doesn't even weigh 1 pound.

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              • rizkybizness
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                #8
                Originally posted by Jambo boy
                Horus' brain doesn't even weigh 1 pound.
                he has a brain now?

                link, please.

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                • Glamour Puss
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by rizilient


                  you 2 make me feel like a new born with your W.O.M.Ds
                  Me and Mangler are starting our own "Meatpackers Union"...

                  Call me Farmer John. Manglers' Oscar Mayer..or Mangler Mayer...lol..

                  A big ****ed black ***.

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                  • MANGLER
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jay Em Em
                    Me and Mangler are starting our own "Meatpackers Union"...

                    Call me Farmer John. Manglers' Oscar Mayer.

                    Sweet. I'ma be makin coin in the drinkable piss business and the 'meat market.' "Mang Enterprises, where it all goes in your mouth."

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