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  • medic5678
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    #41
    I will be bringing a pallet of doodoo for the doo eating contest the losers will have here. Have to change your handles guys. Looks like they both weigh about the same as last fight. What does that tell you about the result?

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    • Marchegiano
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      #42
      Originally posted by medic5678
      I will be bringing a pallet of doodoo for the doo eating contest the losers will have here. Have to change your handles guys. Looks like they both weigh about the same as last fight. What does that tell you about the result?
      doodoo

      I missed the weigh ins, anything interesting?

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      • Butt stuff
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        #43
        Originally posted by True-Boxing-Fan

        Circle jerking actually can be fun when done with people you trust. Plus it gives you a chance to see your buddies technique and how you measure up size wise(length, girth, and the amount of cum you shoot out) to your buddies.
        Such an underrated and overlooked element of circle jerking.

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        • True-Boxing-Fan
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          #44
          Originally posted by Butt stuff

          Such an underrated and overlooked element of circle jerking.
          The times I’ve circled jerked with some solid buddies. I’ve always packed the biggest trouser snake and shot out the most cum. Real talk I blasted on my legs it went so far.

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          • medic5678
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            #45
            Originally posted by Marchegiano

            doodoo

            I missed the weigh ins, anything interesting?
            I just saw the numbers. Close enough to last fight.

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            • Butt stuff
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              #46
              Originally posted by True-Boxing-Fan

              The times I’ve circled jerked with some solid buddies. I’ve always packed the biggest trouser snake and shot out the most cum. Real talk I blasted on my legs it went so far.
              Last time I had a circle jerk sesh, my friend was wearing a pair of those new Nike suede SB’s and I aimed a big drop of cum straight onto the front. It got all matted in and my friend took a piece of me everywhere he went.

              Edit: just realising this isn’t the lounge
              Last edited by Butt stuff; 10-08-2021, 06:30 PM.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Butt stuff

                Last time I had a circle jerk sesh, my friend was wearing a pair of those new Nike suede SB’s and I aimed a big drop of cum straight onto the front. It got all matted in and my friend took a piece of me everywhere he went.

                Edit: just realising this isn’t the lounge
                Real talk, one circle jerk we had about ice 25 years ago. All of our girlfriends were there to watching us, one of my buddies who was hung like button but was a firehouse when he cummed. Dude spewed on his cousins GF face it shot so far.

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                • Marchegiano
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                  #48
                  With a line around gravity the spiritual individual can withstand the corrosion of humanity along with the mathematics of love and the science of sanity.

                  Whether or not we are together we will always weather the party together, and, if you hold tight we can rocket to mars through the star if you like we can raise these memories just to make it hurt.

                  You better make your face up in your favorite disguise with your nerves in tatters as the conch shell shatters and the hammers batter down the door; you'd better run

                  I'm making time for fighting. I'm clearing time for hitting. We'll meet and I will beat you, our schedules both permitting. I pick out fighting outfit, don't want my pants too tight..need clothes to breath to beat you. You'll be beaten down tonight. You put on very fast shoes and try to run away. I'm very strong and fast though; you're going down today.



                  Into the ****ing moon, Carl Sagan eat your heart out.

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                  • LoadedWraps
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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Marchegiano
                    Wilder by decapitation in the third round 2:22, say howdy to the ISS.


                    That's it, now y'all can get back to yer tear filled Wilder hating circlejerk.
                    Fury is going to rearrange Wilders ribs before he sends him through the ropes and into the judges.

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                    • HitmanTommy
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                      #50
                      He's knocked him down before.

                      No reason why he can't knock him cold the fkk out this time around.

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