Comments Thread For: Trump: If I Had To Box Somebody, The Easiest Fight is *****, He'd Go Down Very Quickly

[MrShakeAndBake]

Yea, he would whoop baraks azz too

[takenotes]

The former president, twice impeached, one term loser......is a vagin@.

Rigged election with mountains of proof says otherwise

[Monty Fisto]

Putting aside that they're both ancient and humouring the possibility of a fight for a moment, there are several things against Trump and one thing in his favour. That one thing is he would have a tremendous weight advantage over Joe; we're talking LMW vs HW.

The disadvantages are fitness and courage. Joe works out aerobically. He jogs. Famously uses a peoloton bike. Trump is morbidly obese. When he plays golf, he doesn't even walk around the course. That's the sum total of his execise. I doubt Trump makes it past shadow boxing in the changing room without a myocardial infarction.

Added to this is that Trump would bottle it. Joe would, I suspect, be actually up for a scrap.

[Shadoww702]

Putting aside that they're both ancient and humouring the possibility of a fight for a moment, there are several things against Trump and one thing in his favour. That one thing is he would have a tremendous weight advantage over Joe; we're talking LMW vs HW.

The disadvantages are fitness and courage. Joe works out aerobically. He jogs. Famously uses a peoloton bike. Trump is morbidly obese. When he plays golf, he doesn't even walk around the course. That's the sum total of his execise. I doubt Trump makes it past shadow boxing in the changing room without a myocardial infarction.

Added to this is that Trump would bottle it. Joe would, I suspect, be actually up for a scrap.

I saw ***** stumble just going up stairs no FKN way he could even make it into the ring.

[Greenfield02]

This Preppy Frat boy would probably run to the corner and claim his bone spurs are acting up.....

[Shadoww702]

Trump talks so much shhhh and has never had a fistfight. Like so many of the people here and like many of his all talk fans. ***** been to war, ***** has seen corpses and I damn sure put my money on the guy who hasn’t spent his whole life getting things handed to him by waiters and servants. If you can pull up the video of trump three years before he ran for office by NY1 news where he drives up to the theater goes to get interviewed, homeless guy walks up asking for change and the man nearly pisses himself.

the moment you tell trump he has to put on shorts this fight is over.

WTF are you smoking???

***** didn't serve as he was “disqualified from service because of asthma as a teenager.”

[Shadoww702]

Fight would be funny

Donald "Bone Spurs" Trump vs. Senile, pedophile, Joe "Asthma" *****

[Shadoww702]

All Trump would need to do to win is switch the Ring Girls with Girl Scouts and ***** wouldn't even be able to walk...

[NC Uppercut]

Not to be condescending about *****, even though he isn’t the best President, I don’t think he has much life left to live. His health seems worse every time he is in front of the camera

[Monty Fisto]

I saw ***** stumble just going up stairs no FKN way he could even make it into the ring.

And Trump struggled walking down a ramp. As I began, they are both ancient. ***** is 78 and Trump is 75. That their balance isn't all that shouldn't be a surprise.