Im not sure if u have been following the news or not but josh has gone missing and everyone is looking for him, but breaking news now, luckily for the event he has been found!! whew, yes its back on thankfully!!

If he gets sparko again he wont be able to look anybody in the eye again in yorkshire, he will have let everybody down, when he pops into the local shop they will lower their gazes and soft words of you did your best will bring him to tears as he manages to croak out the word thanks and turns quickly hoping nobody can see the welling eyes. The door slams as he returns home and rushes upstairs with his 2 daughters looking concerned at mommy, saying whats wrong with daddy? The soft knock on the door follows with the quiet words, josh, josh are you ok?
No hes not ok, his wife will never look at him the same again, she didnt marry this sniveling wreak, this soft excuse for a real man, he was supposed to be a real yorkshire man, but if he isnt, then who is, she wonders to herself. Are they all yorkshire puddings? Is there one real man amongst them all she wonders?
Down the road in the town of Warrington, they hastily convene a council meeting, number 1 on the agenda, how to change the name of the town.
Oh Dear, no pressure tonight josh so
If he gets sparko again he wont be able to look anybody in the eye again in yorkshire, he will have let everybody down, when he pops into the local shop they will lower their gazes and soft words of you did your best will bring him to tears as he manages to croak out the word thanks and turns quickly hoping nobody can see the welling eyes. The door slams as he returns home and rushes upstairs with his 2 daughters looking concerned at mommy, saying whats wrong with daddy? The soft knock on the door follows with the quiet words, josh, josh are you ok?
No hes not ok, his wife will never look at him the same again, she didnt marry this sniveling wreak, this soft excuse for a real man, he was supposed to be a real yorkshire man, but if he isnt, then who is, she wonders to herself. Are they all yorkshire puddings? Is there one real man amongst them all she wonders?
Down the road in the town of Warrington, they hastily convene a council meeting, number 1 on the agenda, how to change the name of the town.
Oh Dear, no pressure tonight josh so
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