Piss is the new Gatorade

[K-Nan]

"And I got power like a heavy-weight, *****/ I might drink piss but I neva take ****"

-Marquez on his latest mixtape.

[BOLLOCKS]

"And I got power like a heavy-weight, *****/ I might drink piss but I neva take ****"

-Marquez on his latest mixtape.

JMM is ****.

[K-Nan]

JMM is ****.

Mila Kunis = My baby momma.

[BOLLOCKS]

Mila Kunis = My baby momma.

You don't have a baby momma, you have to have a baby in order to have a baby momma.

Fact.

[K-Nan]

You don't have a baby momma, you have to have a baby in order to have a baby momma.

Fact.

That would be a swagged out baby momma to have. I could imagine shopping for diapers with her. Haha

[BOLLOCKS]

That would be a swagged out baby momma to have. I could imagine shopping for diapers with her. Haha

Your kid would look like Cotto.

[K-Nan]

Your kid would look like Cotto.

More like Tito without the big nose. Cotto ain't dark enough.

[El Jaguar]

So I woke up this morning, ran three miles, hit the bag for 30 minutes, lifted some weights and when I was finished, I had me a nice ice cold bottle of piss!!!! It was great. I pissed in seven 8oz bottles and stored in my fridge. One for everyday of the week. I can already feel the energy. I cant wait till I eat my own ****.

The Dragon agrees with you

Lyoto Machida the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion, and the one that brought back Karate, drinks his piss too

And he does it Everyday

Even worse, he learned it from his father:

“My father does that for a long time and bring it to us. People think it’s a joke (laughs). I never said it in the United States because I don’t know how the fans will react (laughs). I drink my urine every morning like a natural medicine.”

You've said that you drink your own urine. What are the benefits of doing this?


It makes me feel super fit. It is something I learned from my father when I was young – it really strengthens my immune system. Those who have tried this say there is no harm, but it's an acquired taste.





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http://www.mensfitnessmagazine.co.uk/ufc/interviews/2581/exclusive_lyoto_machida_interview.html

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Machida-I-drink-my-urine-every-morning-?urn=mma,150216

[BOLLOCKS]

More like Tito without the big nose. Cotto ain't dark enough.

Nah, Black + White = Cotto.

[El Jaguar]

WAR THE GOLDEN WARRIORS!!!!





LYOTO "THE DRAGON" MACHIDA - UFC LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.




JUAN MANUEL "DINAMITA" MARQUEZ - LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION AND P4P BOXER