Funny stuff!!!

[gattigal]

"Said by Larry Merchant during John Ruiz vs. James Toney fight:

"so far this isn't quite the jab and grab greco roman koala bear holding python strangling ruiz we're used to seeing."

[elfag]

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"that whale was just harpooned"


Also I remember kirk johnson looking super fat back then but watching it now he seems almost average. A lot more fat heavyweights these days

even john ruiz was known as fat back then but now he seems pretty normal for a heavy, he doesnt even have a gut that sticks out, just that he was soft and didnt have lean abs

[gattigal]

Yoel Judah to Zab during Cotto fight:
Larry Merchant is over there talking s**t about you!

[Zaryu]

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"that whale was just harpooned"


Also I remember kirk johnson looking super fat back then but watching it now he seems almost average. A lot more fat heavyweights these days

even john ruiz was known as fat back then but now he seems pretty normal for a heavy, he doesnt even have a gut that sticks out, just that he was soft and didnt have lean abs

He also talked about Vitali's "eye opening" performance

[creekrat77]

Or how about when he passively told B-Hop
"You think anyone wants to see this fight again?"
"Well it looks like you got paid tonight for not doing much."

[gattigal]

Big George Foreman after saying B Hop couldn't go 12 rounds with Trinidad:
"I wish I could find my words so I could eat 'em."

[gattigal]

Larry says of Oscar de la Hoya:
"He's like a debutante' with a knife in her purse."

Larry before the Mosley vs. Margarito fight: "Here we are in Margaritoville."

Shannon Briggs Lenox Lewis fight:
Big George: "Every tick that passes is a tick in Shannon Briggs favor."
Shannon gets floored with an overhand right.
Larry Merchant: "That wasn't in Shannon Briggs favor! That was more than a tick!"
Big George: "That was a tock!"

Danny Jacobs post fight ring interview after the snowcone (aka Chavez Jr.) quit and the fans were pelting the ring with whatever was at hand:
"I'm from Brownsville! I never ran and I never will.. but I am gonna duck these beer cans!"