So, In all seriousness how do you see Haye v Valuev panning out?

[PittyPat]

I envision a repeat of the Holyfield fight for the first few rounds, with Haye merely dancing around nervously doing nothing (like he did with Barrett). Then somewhere in the 4th, he'll start working his way to Val's inside and unload a couple of bodyshots just to score, and then jump back out to do it all again for the next few rounds.

By the 7th he'll have scored enough soft hits to the body and chest, that he'll be confident enough to leap in with some big combos to the head. It won't be stopped, though. Even if Haye were unloading shot after shot, they would never allow their big hairy freak to lose a TKO in Germany. Actually, they'll probably rob Haye with a decision too. Therefore he needs to come up with something to actually floor and hurt him.

[KittenFlaps]

Dpends on what Haye does. If Haye stays sharp and boxes, I see him winning a clear UD. If he get's ****y or flashy I see him getting hit with something and that being it for him.

[Motofan]

Haye by wide UD or Valuev by late ko if Haye punches himself out trying to avoid letting the judges rob him.

[Bushidō]

No bashing of either guy please, just what you think will happen.

I think Haye will win a UD, I think Valuev is too slow for someone like Haye, His size makes him look more damaging than he is too. I also think he is worse now than pretty much ever before.

Haye will win with speed maybe even stopping Valuev late

[Squirrel]

Haye takes a UD or a late TKO; either Valuev quits on his stoll from taking a hellacious beating (that body of his is so unmissable for bomb after bomb from Haye) or Haye detonates one on his chin, staggering him, then Haye piles on some pressure and manages to score a stoppage.

Probability of those happening is the order I mentioned them.

[Stoppage]

Haye will win. I wouldn't even be surprised if he somehow knocked him out, either by TKO or just a plain KO. 21 kos out of 22 wins is pretty impressive.

[gingeralbino]

i see the ref jumping in to stop Haye repaeatidly landing hayemaker after haymaker with Valeuvs arms by his side, looking confussed and a little wobbly at about rd 8 or 9.
Assuming Haye doesnt gas going wild trying to take him out (dont think he will) and he doesnt forget Valeuv throws the occasional punch he should win.

Dim lost to Chambers via a decision (even though 1 judge scored it a draw) in germany so if he's convincing enough the judges might have no choice but to give it to him

Valeuv retires, Don King promotes Haye for his next fight. That way he wont need to pay of the judges as he can make more cash of Haye than Valeuv.