Dear Joe Calzaghe

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  • rizkybizness
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    Dear Joe Calzaghe

    If you want something to play with
    Go and find yourself a toy
    Baby, my time is too expensive
    And I'm not a little boy

    If you are serious
    Don't play with my heart, it makes me furious
    But if want me to love you
    Then, baby, I will, girl, you know I will
  • rizkybizness
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    • Oasis_Lad
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      #3
      Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
      Though you had gotton old
      You had the grace to decide yourself
      While NSB morons trolled
      They crawled out of the woodwork
      And they all had **** for brains
      They said you were a windmill
      And they gave you derogatory nick names

      And it seems to me you lived your life
      Like a candle in the wind
      Never knowing who to cling to
      When the rain set in
      And I would have liked to have known you
      But I was just a kid
      Your candle burned out long before
      Your legend ever did

      Being great was tough
      The toughest role you ever played
      Wales created a superstar
      You'll always be a dish, even when you haven't shaved
      Even when you retired
      Oh the morons still hounded you
      They said you weren't a dish
      Even though those same morons
      Would have pounded you
      Can anyone deny this?

      Goodbye Joe Calzaghe
      From the young man wanking in the 22nd row
      Who sees you as extremely sexual
      Super sexy, Super Joe

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      • MANGLER
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        #4
        Da **** is this **** Riz?

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        • rizkybizness
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          #5
          Originally posted by mangler
          Da **** is this **** Riz?
          Aaron Neville - Tell it Like it is

          it's almost as if he had a time machine and saw what Calzaghe was going to do to Jones.

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          • MANGLER
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            #6
            Damn you Riz. I should call in the man.

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            • rizkybizness
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              #7
              Originally posted by mangler
              Damn you Riz. I should call in the man.
              you have ceased to exist in my heart

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              • STILL_DETOX
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                #8
                im pitchin 16s, verbally *****

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                • rizkybizness
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by STILL_DETOX
                  im pitchin 16s, verbally *****
                  what does that mean, "dun" ???

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                  • Squabbles94806
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                    #10
                    Who's Calzaghe?

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