It's Official: Watching Paint Dry More Exciting Than Watching Vlad Fight

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  • Bhopreign
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    It's Official: Watching Paint Dry More Exciting Than Watching Vlad Fight

    I watched a coat of latex dry for five minutes and if you havent tried it, the cliche will throw you off. For the first minute the old saying was spot on, until at 1:40, I started to see the yellow traffic paint coagulate onto the non porous suface, the beads of paint starting to harden and magically disappear when I noticed there is noticable action taking place. The water solvency of the latex that acts as a carrier for the pigment and its binding tendency. After 5 minutes, I was on to the next coat. I turned Vlad vs. Chagaev off at 2:20 of the first round.
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    Hopkins is the most boring boxer in the world. He's a boring, ugly, dirty, clinching decision boxer.

    I'd rather watch paint dry than see boring ass Hopkins fight

    The Klitschko Brothers are 1,000 times more exciting than boring Hopkins

    Vitali....36 KO in 37 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents

    Wlad....47 KO in 53 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents
    Last edited by Klitschko2011; 06-26-2009, 06:10 PM.

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    • Klitschko2011
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      #3
      When was the last time Hopkins had an impressive KO?

      ....and don't mention the Oscar fight...that was the weakest KO I have ever seen.

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      • Bhopreign
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        #4
        Originally posted by Klitschko2009
        Hopkins is the most boring boxer in the world. He's a boring, ugly, dirty, clinching decision boxer.

        I'd rather watch paint dry than see boring ass Hopkins fight

        The Klitschko Brothers are 1,000 times more exciting than boring Hopkins

        Vitali....36 KO in 37 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents

        Wlad....47 KO in 53 wins, dominates and destroyes his opponents
        You seem mad, Im only stating what I observed sir.

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        • mrlopez
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          #5
          Originally posted by Bhopreign
          I watched a coat of latex dry for five minutes and if you havent tried it, the cliche will throw you off. For the first minute the old saying was spot on, until at 1:40, I started to see the yellow traffic paint coagulate onto the non porous suface, the beads of paint starting to harden and magically disappear when I noticed there is noticable action taking place. The water solvency of the latex that acts as a carrier for the pigment and its binding tendency. After 5 minutes, I was on to the next coat. I turned Vlad vs. Chagaev off at 2:20 of the first round.
          omfg bro, that **** is hilarious and totally co-signed......

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          • JACK D. RIPPER
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            #6
            Originally posted by Klitschko2009
            Hopkins is the most boring boxer in the world. He's a boring, ugly, dirty, clinching decision boxer.

            I'd rather watch paint dry than see boring ass Hopkins fight

            The Klitschko Brothers are 1,000 times more exciting than boring Hopkins

            Vitali....36 KO in 37 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents

            Wlad....47 KO in 53 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents
            Wlad is more boring than watching paint drying...didn't you read the thread?

            Wake up Adolf.

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            • Burner
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              #7
              Wlad is boring as ****.

              Hes built like Tarzan and fights like Jane.

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              • Klitschko2011
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                #8
                Hopkins fought like a coward against Calzaghe

                Hopkins/Winky was the most boring fight of all time

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                • MR ITALIAN
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bhopreign
                  I watched a coat of latex dry for five minutes and if you havent tried it, the cliche will throw you off. For the first minute the old saying was spot on, until at 1:40, I started to see the yellow traffic paint coagulate onto the non porous suface, the beads of paint starting to harden and magically disappear when I noticed there is noticable action taking place. The water solvency of the latex that acts as a carrier for the pigment and its binding tendency. After 5 minutes, I was on to the next coat. I turned Vlad vs. Chagaev off at 2:20 of the first round.
                  LOL I see a future of you working on Myth Busters.

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                  • The_Demon
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Klitschko2009
                    Hopkins is the most boring boxer in the world. He's a boring, ugly, dirty, clinching decision boxer.

                    I'd rather watch paint dry than see boring ass Hopkins fight

                    The Klitschko Brothers are 1,000 times more exciting than boring Hopkins

                    Vitali....36 KO in 37 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents

                    Wlad....47 KO in 53 wins, dominates and destroys his opponents
                    u r so delusional,i am shocked that u genuinely believe all the babble you write on here

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