A friend of mine just said he thinks Muhammad Ali was soft...

[WetSexyLlamaPR]

I got a homey here in the crib with me looking through one of my boxing books. He comes across a picture of Ali and lets loose this gem. "No offense dude but Muhammad Ali looks kinda soft."

I immediately start to berate him for his blasphemy and he follows it up with this. "Yeah, whatever. It's just like Tupac. No one can ever say anything bad about Tupac. Pffft."

I look at him. My brain is having trouble com*****g what the hell is going on. THEN he unleashes this. "Look at this picture. Dude ain't even ripped. Plus he got whooped by George Foreman!"

Now as I'm typing this my idiot friend who I will cease to hang out with says, "Tell all those internet boxing geeks that Mike Tyson was the greatest and would destroy Ali."

I ask you fellow BS'ers what method of execution should I subject this ignoramus. What the fuc k should I do to pwn this fuc king noob. Post your suggestions.

[MANGLER]

Sit fools like this down and show em some fights from the collection TS. School em son.

[FreshPrince]

I got a homey here in the crib

I'm sorry, I don't speak jive.

[WetSexyLlamaPR]

Sit fools like this down and show em some fights from the collection TS. School em son.

I swear on my life I did not make this **** up. I'm at a loss for words... I'm gonna show him what you guys post. So feel free to chew this noob out.

[street bully]

Wasn't ripped? Ali was ripped in his prime.

[The Gambler1981]

Sonny Liston thought the same thing~

[Mayweather Jr.]

yea but so was his sisters boobs but i didnt broadcast that to the world

[The Gambler1981]

Or how about the beating he put on the dude that kept calling him Cassius Clay after he changed his name, I believe he kept asking him what his name was through the whole beating, that was pretty hardcore.