1. UFC bossman Dama White punched him right in the rib cage…so to speak.
2. Lien on me disease, caused by endless stream of financially pinching liens by IRS.
3. Doing calisthenics, PBF accidentally fell on father’s empty case of Mountain Dew bottles.
4. Scalper’s trauma, tickets sitting limply in ghost town of a box office.
5. Pacquiao Envy, psychological trauma exacerbated by watching Manny get fight scribes “Boxer of Year” award live on internet.
6. Eye strain as Mayweather looked in vain for more than two rounds of Hatton-Pacquiao fight video. Didn’t Ricky last 10 with Manny also?
7. Kennyitis, caused by getting outpointed in ESPN interview with sensible announcer using only logic, facts.
8. Swine flu, symptom asking for piggish 60-40 purse split to fight Pacman.
9. Knees knocking together, caused by seeing Hatton take blizzard of Pacman hooks.
10. “I strain,” symptom is always referring to yourself in all interviews, I, I, I, I, I, I.
2. Lien on me disease, caused by endless stream of financially pinching liens by IRS.
3. Doing calisthenics, PBF accidentally fell on father’s empty case of Mountain Dew bottles.
4. Scalper’s trauma, tickets sitting limply in ghost town of a box office.
5. Pacquiao Envy, psychological trauma exacerbated by watching Manny get fight scribes “Boxer of Year” award live on internet.
6. Eye strain as Mayweather looked in vain for more than two rounds of Hatton-Pacquiao fight video. Didn’t Ricky last 10 with Manny also?
7. Kennyitis, caused by getting outpointed in ESPN interview with sensible announcer using only logic, facts.
8. Swine flu, symptom asking for piggish 60-40 purse split to fight Pacman.
9. Knees knocking together, caused by seeing Hatton take blizzard of Pacman hooks.
10. “I strain,” symptom is always referring to yourself in all interviews, I, I, I, I, I, I.

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