Banned by Marley: 3 Aussies, Money May, Haye, BHop
by Michael Marley
June 12, 5:46 AM ·
This guy can KO Pacman?Extreme conditions sometimes call for extreme remedies.
I guess it was like that when Marcos declared martial law.
So call this Marley Law.
I hereby immediately and until further notice declare the following people banned from Examiner.com (at least on my page) and from ******************.
Those who are banned are only banned temporarily and, if they straighten up and fly right, they may get unbanned.
The following have worn out their welcome and must sit in the penalty box, the sin bin, the dunce’s corner…you choose a name. They are all pugilistic pariahs and they must go to a social Siberia until further notice.
My three leadoff “hitters” happen to share the same nationality. They are Australians
Jeff Fenech, Michael Katsidis and Vic Darchinyan.
1. JEFF FENECH: BANNED for his foolish remarks about how Katsidis would knock out Manny Pacquiao. With what, from behind using a ballpeen hammer? Are we talking about the Katsidis who bleeds like a red river, the one who dropped a decision to “Baby Bull” Juan Diaz and got stopped by Ancient Cubano Mariner Joel Casamayor? The same Katsidis who struggled against Czar Amonsot? I thought so. If was Fenech, I'd be dialing for some professional help on that cell phone.
2. MICHAEL KATSIDIS: For his syrupy, sappy love note to Megamanny. At least Shane Mosley begs without sending flowers and candy to Manny’s front door. What’s this Grecian earn? Zero drachmas against Pacman that’s for sure.
3. VIC DARCHINYAN: Is there something funky in the water Down Under? Just because Midget Marquez is fighting Bully Mayweather doesn’t mean that Manny wants to engage in the cruel business of dwarf tossing. You want to fight a Pinoy so much go after a rematch with Nonito Donaire, you blowhard.
4. DAVID HAYE: All the big talk, the teeshirts showing Wlad Klitschko headless…all for nothing. You pulled out with a sore back? Mikkel Kessler fought Joe Calkzaghe with a broken right hand, old boy. And Kessler fought valiantly. Go away, please, you big wind man. Susan Boyle would've fought on but you called in sick.
5. BERNARD HOPKINS: Hey, Big Fella, 2009 is almost halfway over and you have had zero bouts. What’s the rush, you won’t be 45 until next winter. Think about all the rest your creaking body is getting.
6. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR.: Only when he’s blabbing about money. I love hearing him talk his gibberish about why he’s the P4P ring king. You best impress against Juan Ma, pal.
by Michael Marley
June 12, 5:46 AM ·
This guy can KO Pacman?Extreme conditions sometimes call for extreme remedies.
I guess it was like that when Marcos declared martial law.
So call this Marley Law.
I hereby immediately and until further notice declare the following people banned from Examiner.com (at least on my page) and from ******************.
Those who are banned are only banned temporarily and, if they straighten up and fly right, they may get unbanned.
The following have worn out their welcome and must sit in the penalty box, the sin bin, the dunce’s corner…you choose a name. They are all pugilistic pariahs and they must go to a social Siberia until further notice.
My three leadoff “hitters” happen to share the same nationality. They are Australians
Jeff Fenech, Michael Katsidis and Vic Darchinyan.
1. JEFF FENECH: BANNED for his foolish remarks about how Katsidis would knock out Manny Pacquiao. With what, from behind using a ballpeen hammer? Are we talking about the Katsidis who bleeds like a red river, the one who dropped a decision to “Baby Bull” Juan Diaz and got stopped by Ancient Cubano Mariner Joel Casamayor? The same Katsidis who struggled against Czar Amonsot? I thought so. If was Fenech, I'd be dialing for some professional help on that cell phone.
2. MICHAEL KATSIDIS: For his syrupy, sappy love note to Megamanny. At least Shane Mosley begs without sending flowers and candy to Manny’s front door. What’s this Grecian earn? Zero drachmas against Pacman that’s for sure.
3. VIC DARCHINYAN: Is there something funky in the water Down Under? Just because Midget Marquez is fighting Bully Mayweather doesn’t mean that Manny wants to engage in the cruel business of dwarf tossing. You want to fight a Pinoy so much go after a rematch with Nonito Donaire, you blowhard.
4. DAVID HAYE: All the big talk, the teeshirts showing Wlad Klitschko headless…all for nothing. You pulled out with a sore back? Mikkel Kessler fought Joe Calkzaghe with a broken right hand, old boy. And Kessler fought valiantly. Go away, please, you big wind man. Susan Boyle would've fought on but you called in sick.
5. BERNARD HOPKINS: Hey, Big Fella, 2009 is almost halfway over and you have had zero bouts. What’s the rush, you won’t be 45 until next winter. Think about all the rest your creaking body is getting.
6. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR.: Only when he’s blabbing about money. I love hearing him talk his gibberish about why he’s the P4P ring king. You best impress against Juan Ma, pal.
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