Freddie Roach Must Pack A Serious Punch

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  • Hitman932
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    Freddie Roach Must Pack A Serious Punch

    I keep reading about how he is gonna whoop Kotelnik's ass with the help of Amir Khan.

    Apparently the way it works is Freddie Roach sends secret brain waves to Khan in the ring which basically allows him to control Khan and prevent him from making all his ****** normal mistakes such as getting jabbed and falling down on the canvas.

    Sometimes Roach stutters in his mind though and since Khan is completely dependent on Roach's super brain waves he will have a hard time thinking of something constructive to do as Roach attempts squeeze out a miraculous strategic thought for him to capitalize on.

    A lot of fighters say that when fighting a Roach trained opponent it is like fighting a man with "4 fists, 4 balls, 2 brains and 2 tiny cocks" needless to say this is a tall order of business for even the most seasoned veterans.

    Come to think of it the Roach-Khan relationship reminds me of the super villain "Krang" from the Ninja Turtles cartoons of my youth. "Krang" was of course nothing but a brain and was placed inside a giant lifeless robot body that he controlled and manipulated in an attempt to take over the world.

    Obviously any fight involving this Super Roach-Krang guy is going to end in a knockout of the unaffiliated fighter.

    Roach+ Tye Fields = KO Wlad and Vitali Klitschko
    Roach+ Charlie Zelenoff = KO Versatile
    Roach+ Me = KO You.

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    #2
    Interesting thesis indeed.

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      #3
      Originally posted by The Gambler1981
      Interesting thesis indeed.
      I just wanted to name drop Krang, I mean Roach, I mean Kroach.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Hitman932
        I just wanted to name drop Krang, I mean Roach, I mean Kroach.

        Krang was nothing without Bebop or Rocksteady! Combine Freddie Roach with rhino or a wild boar and you will have natures ultimate killing machine.

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          #5
          If Cobra would have added Freddie Roach's DNA to Serpantor G.I.JOE would have been doomed. How can you take the DNA from famous world leaders and leave out Roach!

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Gambler1981
            If Cobra would have added Freddie Roach's DNA to Serpantor G.I.JOE would have been doomed. How can you take the DNA from famous world leaders and leave out Roach!

            The US should just revise the constitution so that only Freddie Roach can impregnate women. Imagine our military power and hand to hand combat skills...

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              #7
              Apparently the landings on the beaches of Normandy were cornered by Freddie Roach.

              In fact, the phrase used by all unoriginal Yanks to put down Brits ("You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us") should actually be "you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for Freddie Roach."

              In fact, when cavemen first made fire Freddie was there going "muhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".


              Because language hadn't been invented then, of course, and not because I'm taking the piss out of the way he talks.

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                Originally posted by Butterball
                In fact, when cavemen first made fire Freddie was there going "muhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".


                Because language hadn't been invented then, of course, and not because I'm taking the piss out of the way he talks.

                Even though this isn't racist i'm reporting you for racism and hoping BPP doesn't bother to check.

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                  100K on Kotelnik, Hitman. Make it happen.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Butterball
                    Apparently the landings on the beaches of Normandy were cornered by Freddie Roach.

                    In fact, the phrase used by all unoriginal Yanks to put down Brits ("You'd be speaking German if it wasn't for us") should actually be "you'd be speaking German if it wasn't for Freddie Roach."

                    In fact, when cavemen first made fire Freddie was there going "muhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhh muhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".


                    Because language hadn't been invented then, of course, and not because I'm taking the piss out of the way he talks.
                    France would of been speaking german not us, hitler knew he could never croos the english channel and win. "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
                    we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
                    we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be,
                    we shall fight on the beaches,
                    we shall fight on the landing grounds,
                    we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
                    we shall fight in the hills;
                    we shall never surrender"

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