That's the conclusion me and my six bottles of Sol have come up with.
Jesus loved animals. Roy loves animals.
Jesus had speed. Roy still has speed.
Jesus had power. Roy had power.
Jesus sacrificed himself for us. Roy sacrificed himself for us, TWICE!
The similarities are uncanny, you could go on. Also Roy is way cooler then Jesus. Jesus never rocked a 'Jordan' tracksuit!
Let us pray.
Jesus loved animals. Roy loves animals.
Jesus had speed. Roy still has speed.
Jesus had power. Roy had power.
Jesus sacrificed himself for us. Roy sacrificed himself for us, TWICE!
The similarities are uncanny, you could go on. Also Roy is way cooler then Jesus. Jesus never rocked a 'Jordan' tracksuit!
Let us pray.
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