Roy Jones Jr was sent by God.

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  • Chunk..
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    #1

    Roy Jones Jr was sent by God.

    That's the conclusion me and my six bottles of Sol have come up with.

    Jesus loved animals. Roy loves animals.

    Jesus had speed. Roy still has speed.

    Jesus had power. Roy had power.

    Jesus sacrificed himself for us. Roy sacrificed himself for us, TWICE!

    The similarities are uncanny, you could go on. Also Roy is way cooler then Jesus. Jesus never rocked a 'Jordan' tracksuit!

    Let us pray.
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    Jeffery Hype
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    #2
    Good point there jesus never did rock a pair of Jordans..

    I'd say he was sent down from the heavens...

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    • ИATAS
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      #3
      Jesus fought taxi cab opponents. Jones fought taxi cab opponents.
      Jesus was KO'd by Satan in 2 rounds. Jones was KO'd in 2 rounds by Tarver (satan).

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      • Sick/
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        #4
        Jones is a bum alright. agreed

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        • Ivansmamma
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          #5
          Roy had great footwork, Jesus feet were nailed stuck...

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          • Smokin'J
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            #6
            Also that beard style

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            • The Gully Gad
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              #7
              Y'all are going to hell anyway *** that im not carrying this on

              lol

              I just agree Roy was sent from the heavens

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              • Chunk..
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                #8
                Also, Jesus doesn't match up well with Roy on the rapping stakes.

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                • Ivansmamma
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                  #9
                  Also Roy is still fighting, Jesus didn't even hang around til his mid-thirties.

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                  • Oasis_Lad
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                    #10
                    I'd compare Roy more to the Giant flood that God sent rather than Jesus. Mainly because, both Roy and the Flood knocked useless lumps of wood about.

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