A Clottey upset over Cotto gives boxing the****utic enema

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  • 2nd Round KO
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    A Clottey upset over Cotto gives boxing the****utic enema

    Going back a few decades there was a decent Mexican heavyweight fighter.

    No names will be mentioned here to protect the partially innocent (?).

    Anyway, the big fellow got an offer to fight in the Midwest against a guy who was a complete fake, a guy whose record was more padded than Britney Spears.

    It didn’t take long for the heavyweight to indicate his acceptance of a fixed fight in which he would make a big splash.

    “Me fall down, make good money, good,” the heavyweight said.

    Sure enough, this method actor handled his role perfectly. He laid down so easily you would have thought he had been a mattress tester.

    I say that to say this.

    Sometimes, boxing can use a good upset for the****utic effect.

    Sometimes, a stimulating upset victory acts as a flushing agent to give boxing a productive enema.

    Now no one even hints there is anything not on the level about Miguel Cotto’s WBO welterweight title defense Saturday night at Madison Square Garden against plucky Ghanaian Joshua Clottey.

    But the possibility of such a cleansing upset is quite real.

    Personally, I cannot root against Cotto. On the other hand, unless you’ve been one of his tortured promoters or managers, it would be hard to root against Clottey.

    if you have been one of his managers or promoters, then you know what an obstinate little M.F. Clottey can be. M.F., of course as Redd Foxx would say, stands for Maryland Farmer.

    Clottey has come up the hard way, no pampered treatment for him.

    This is his big shot, his chance to show he’s A Level and not the B Level fighter most in boxing consider him to be.

    A loss here in a competitive fight won’t ruin Cotto but it would be a serious setback.

    A loss here for Clottey and it could be Palookaville rather than Pacquiaoville as his next destination.

    I’ve got it.

    I’m just rooting for a real, down in the trenches brawl.

    If that happens, then boxing wins.
  • rizkybizness
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    #2
    where's the part about clottey using enemas?

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    • savorduhflavor
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      #3
      If Clottey won it'd be bad for boxing. It's not Clottey's fault, but people would still avoid him because no matter what he does, he's just not gonna bring any money. If Cotto wins, there'll be big fights....if Clottey wins, what happens next? Mosley, Pac, nor Floyd will fight him.

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      • rj_ct
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        #4
        Originally posted by r i z i
        where's the part about clottey using enemas?
        thread does not deliver.

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          #5
          Originally posted by 2nd Round KO
          Going back a few decades there was a decent Mexican heavyweight fighter.

          No names will be mentioned here to protect the partially innocent (?).

          Anyway, the big fellow got an offer to fight in the Midwest against a guy who was a complete fake, a guy whose record was more padded than Britney Spears.

          It didn’t take long for the heavyweight to indicate his acceptance of a fixed fight in which he would make a big splash.

          “Me fall down, make good money, good,” the heavyweight said.

          Sure enough, this method actor handled his role perfectly. He laid down so easily you would have thought he had been a mattress tester.

          I say that to say this.

          Sometimes, boxing can use a good upset for the****utic effect.

          Sometimes, a stimulating upset victory acts as a flushing agent to give boxing a productive enema.

          Now no one even hints there is anything not on the level about Miguel Cotto’s WBO welterweight title defense Saturday night at Madison Square Garden against plucky Ghanaian Joshua Clottey.

          But the possibility of such a cleansing upset is quite real.

          Personally, I cannot root against Cotto. On the other hand, unless you’ve been one of his tortured promoters or managers, it would be hard to root against Clottey.

          if you have been one of his managers or promoters, then you know what an obstinate little M.F. Clottey can be. M.F., of course as Redd Foxx would say, stands for Maryland Farmer.

          Clottey has come up the hard way, no pampered treatment for him.

          This is his big shot, his chance to show he’s A Level and not the B Level fighter most in boxing consider him to be.

          A loss here in a competitive fight won’t ruin Cotto but it would be a serious setback.

          A loss here for Clottey and it could be Palookaville rather than Pacquiaoville as his next destination.

          I’ve got it.

          I’m just rooting for a real, down in the trenches brawl.

          If that happens, then boxing wins.
          yeah. and i bet that third tier hvwt was twice the boxer of these klit **** sisters.
          man its cotto that has something to proove here hun!

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          • Bushbaby
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            #6
            When Clottey beats Cotto,there will be a new star on the planet!!!Clottey will be the man to beat at WW!!!I still believe there will be a lot of shocked faces,although can't really say why!!!

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            • xAUGUSTUSx
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              #7
              Originally posted by 2nd Round KO
              Going back a few decades there was a decent Mexican heavyweight fighter.

              No names will be mentioned here to protect the partially innocent (?).

              Anyway, the big fellow got an offer to fight in the Midwest against a guy who was a complete fake, a guy whose record was more padded than Britney Spears.

              It didn’t take long for the heavyweight to indicate his acceptance of a fixed fight in which he would make a big splash.

              “Me fall down, make good money, good,” the heavyweight said.

              Sure enough, this method actor handled his role perfectly. He laid down so easily you would have thought he had been a mattress tester.

              I say that to say this.

              Sometimes, boxing can use a good upset for the****utic effect.

              Sometimes, a stimulating upset victory acts as a flushing agent to give boxing a productive enema.

              Now no one even hints there is anything not on the level about Miguel Cotto’s WBO welterweight title defense Saturday night at Madison Square Garden against plucky Ghanaian Joshua Clottey.

              But the possibility of such a cleansing upset is quite real.

              Personally, I cannot root against Cotto. On the other hand, unless you’ve been one of his tortured promoters or managers, it would be hard to root against Clottey.

              if you have been one of his managers or promoters, then you know what an obstinate little M.F. Clottey can be. M.F., of course as Redd Foxx would say, stands for Maryland Farmer.

              Clottey has come up the hard way, no pampered treatment for him.

              This is his big shot, his chance to show he’s A Level and not the B Level fighter most in boxing consider him to be.

              A loss here in a competitive fight won’t ruin Cotto but it would be a serious setback.

              A loss here for Clottey and it could be Palookaville rather than Pacquiaoville as his next destination.

              I’ve got it.

              I’m just rooting for a real, down in the trenches brawl.

              If that happens, then boxing wins.
              Man stop trying to get a job. You sound desperate and pathetic already. I guess this is how you get a job with Boxingscene. This man is a drunk I guess he's tryin to get a job that he can sit on his ass and drink but still be paid. Life don't work that way unless your Greg Leon.

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              • marsman
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                #8
                I wouldn't call Clottey beating Cotto an upset to the real Boxing fan just the media ones.I expect Clottey to stop Miguel. I just think he's better. Cotto is elite and so is Clottey but Clottey is the better of the two IMO.

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                • Pullcounter
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by savorduhflavor
                  If Clottey won it'd be bad for boxing. It's not Clottey's fault, but people would still avoid him because no matter what he does, he's just not gonna bring any money. If Cotto wins, there'll be big fights....if Clottey wins, what happens next? Mosley, Pac, nor Floyd will fight him.
                  that's no reason to give cotto the win. if clottey is the best man on fight night he deserves to win.

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                  • savorduhflavor
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pullcounter
                    that's no reason to give cotto the win. if clottey is the best man on fight night he deserves to win.
                    Of course not. That's not what I was saying. The man who deserves to win should win.

                    I'm just saying, looking forward, a Cotto win would produce bigger fights for the sport.

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