Let's not make this a rabid hate thread, let's have some impressions, a few ****s and giggles, yeah? Anyway, here's my pick:

"Listen, having no personality... that's what I do, isn't it?
At the end of the day I want to prove I'm the most boring out there, so I bore the **** out of people, isn't it?
Listen, it's like my Da said to me the other day: 'fackin' ell Joe why did you fackin have to say something fackin' interesting for? How the fackin' ell can you be the most boring facker out there if you start to be fackin' interesting for fack's sake?'
Listen... when it comes to being fucking boring I'm still undefeated, isn't it? At the end of the day... listen."
Actually, call me a "bias brit" if you will, but Brits have cornered the market on being boring lately IMO. Before Joe really broke onto the scene this guy was the undisputed uninteresting champion of the world:

"Being boring it's like uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm using your jab, you know? Definitely.
People say to me 'Lennox how do you manage to be so fucking boring?' and uhmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to them is that in order to not be interesting then uhmmmmmmmm... you've got think to yourself that uhmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'd definitely not say anything interesting, you know? Definitely."

"Listen, having no personality... that's what I do, isn't it?
At the end of the day I want to prove I'm the most boring out there, so I bore the **** out of people, isn't it?
Listen, it's like my Da said to me the other day: 'fackin' ell Joe why did you fackin have to say something fackin' interesting for? How the fackin' ell can you be the most boring facker out there if you start to be fackin' interesting for fack's sake?'
Listen... when it comes to being fucking boring I'm still undefeated, isn't it? At the end of the day... listen."
Actually, call me a "bias brit" if you will, but Brits have cornered the market on being boring lately IMO. Before Joe really broke onto the scene this guy was the undisputed uninteresting champion of the world:

"Being boring it's like uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm using your jab, you know? Definitely.
People say to me 'Lennox how do you manage to be so fucking boring?' and uhmmmmmmmmmmmm... my advice to them is that in order to not be interesting then uhmmmmmmmm... you've got think to yourself that uhmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'd definitely not say anything interesting, you know? Definitely."
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