LOOOL u people do REALISE that if TYSON fought that GORILLA he would GET KILLED!!!!!!

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  • hollister
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    #11
    Originally posted by KnockoutTheFat
    Maybe, but:
    Yeah Catskills is out there lol

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    • andalusian81
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      #12
      Tyson has a hundred percent chance of winning.

      Just bring a tranquilizer gun that will put the gorilla to sleep then beat the hell out of it

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      • The Gully Gad
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        #13
        Depends if the Gorilla is fleetfooted or not?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Peek-A-Boo
          I was on that tyson wanting to fight gorilla forum and couldn't believe when people throught that tyson would HAVE A CHANCE against A FKIN GORILLA!!!!!

          GEEEZ some people are ******ed on this forum. The gorilla would literally RIP TYSONS HEAD OFF.

          Tyson can't bob and weave his way with a gorilla and a GORILLA is MUCH FKIN DASTER THAN AND HUMAN CAN EVER BE!!!!!!!! And not to mention they break BAMBOO FOR FUN!!!!
          oOH MY FUCKING GOD, LIKE NO FUCKING WAY, LIKE....

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          • hollister
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            #15
            Originally posted by The Gully Gad
            Depends if the Gorilla is fleetfooted or not?
            And what if the gorilla mimicks Tyson (monkey see, monkey do, no pun intended) and also began bobbing and weaving and throwing left hooks?
            Could Tyson overcome adversity this time? Would his chin hold up?

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            • Animal Squabbs
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              #16
              Animals (especially predators) normally try to avoid a fight because its not worth the injury. An injury to them could mean not being able to obtain food which means not being able to survive.

              It is possible that if Tyson were to have punched that gorilla in the zoo in the nose like he said he wanted too, he could have scared the gorilla off cause he decided it wasnt worth fighting a formidible opponent like Tyson. But In an actual fight to the death, a human isnt really capable of killing a gorilla bare handed and also primates know their weak points and attack other primates weaknesses (genitals, eyes, hands, feet) in fights.. Tyson would break his hand on the gorillas huge thick skull after a few punches and the gorilla would overpower and grasp Tyson, bite off his fingers and gouge his eyes out and bite into his skull and if that didnt kill him the blood loss from all the biting and ripping the gorilla would do would cause him to bleed to death.

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              • miron_lang
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                #17
                Originally posted by peek-a-boo
                i was on that tyson wanting to fight gorilla forum and couldn't believe when people throught that tyson would have a chance against a fkin gorilla!!!!!

                Geeez some people are ******ed on this forum. The gorilla would literally rip tysons head off.

                Tyson can't bob and weave his way with a gorilla and a gorilla is much fkin daster than and human can ever be!!!!!!!! And not to mention they break bamboo for fun!!!!
                bwahahahahahahaahahha


                lmfao!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha
                Last edited by miron_lang; 05-26-2009, 04:08 AM.

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                • oaklandstephen
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                  #18
                  gorillas have no defense.

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                  • Peek-A-Boo
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                    #19
                    FKKKK u guys are ******!!!!!!!!!!

                    I leave this FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    For 23minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • The Gully Gad
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by hollister
                      And what if the gorilla mimicks Tyson (monkey see, monkey do, no pun intended) and also began bobbing and weaving and throwing left hooks?
                      Could Tyson overcome adversity this time? Would his chin hold up?
                      He'd just bite him if all else fails!

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