Hatton fans do make me ashamed to be English though...

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  • Butterball
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    Hatton fans do make me ashamed to be English though...

    ... most of them are actually fans of Hatton, rather than fans of the sport, and its only his cross-pollination of the appeal between boxing and football ("soccer", for any Fat Yanks reading), by dint of being a twat, that makes him so popular.

    The thing is, most of them are just - like Hatton himself - really, really, COMMON. If I were a boxer and my mum sat at ringside chewing gum I'd climb out of the ring and black the *****'s eyes for her.

    What gets me is that 90% of Hatton's fans - you'll see this in their replies, coming up in just a couple of minutes - have zero education. They're sub-class, sub-level intelligence. Most of them are unemployed, living in caravans and doing a **** in a quarry to save having to use water flushing. It's actually a proven fact that 99% of Hatton fans don't wash their hands after going to the toilet and actually do a piss in the bath.

    This is something that you'll NEVER hear from a Hatton fan:

    Originally posted by Non-existent Hatton fan... this person DOES NOT EXIST
    What I most admired about Richard Hatton this weekend was the way he subtly shifted his weight onto his heels, and used feints to set up his combinations.
    No, instead, you'll hear:

    Originally posted by Average Hatton fan
    GO ON, HATTUN! *** 'em up for ENGURLUND!!!!

    I saw Larry Merchant interviewing some Hatton fans the other week, the ones playing the "there's only one Ricky Hatton (who gets KO'd in two rounds)" song. Playing the same song OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. That's not the behaviour of a fan... that's the behaviour of a malajusted ******.

    Okay, there's been the odd bad example over the years, like some Nigel Benn fans, though Hagler was given a nice reception when the crowd offered to pay him extra for his performance. But generally speaking this was how the average Englishman was seen around the world, pre-Hatton:





    "I say, old man, I've just had tea with the Queen... it was absolutely spiffing, what?"



    This is how they're seen, post-Hatton:



    "ENGURLUND!!!! I've just drank 50 fookin' lagers now I'm gonna fart in me pants!"



    People like that are uneducated scum. They need shooting, but first, they need a ****ing bath.
    Last edited by Butterball; 05-15-2009, 01:55 PM.
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    #2
    It's sad but the majority of the English population is like that, not just Hatton fans.

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    • -MAKAVELLI-
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      #3
      goddamn butterball...that's TWO threads that's made me laugh...da hell is this world comin to

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      • Ray*
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        Seriously i hate Hatton fanatics. They made me want to see him get hurt which is wrong, they arent boxing fans or british boxing fans, I few ashame to be associated with them in anyway thats why i distance myself from then.

        When you have fans who all they could say is so so and so "doesnt deserve to fight Hatton" because he cant sell his hometown then you know got ******s on your hands.

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        • The_One77
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          #5
          I agree....English men in general are unsophiscated and unsociable, they can only socialise with their own kind.....mate!

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          • Silkstone
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            I would consider myself a pretty big Hatton fan, but I'm a boxing fan first and foremost. I think most of my posts regarding Hatton actually show my attempts to be disinterested and impartial as possible. And as far as your claim that Hatton's fans are uneducated? I have two degrees, and am currently finishing a post-graduate degree in Applied Linguistics. I'm sure to have a PhD within a couple of years, and yes.... I will remain a Hatton fan.

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            • Charles Darwin
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              #7
              Where'd you get the picture of Azza and his mates?

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              • Nuurzhaelan
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                Butterball,
                Don't be ashamed to be English because the fans of Hatton are over the top. That's ludicrous. They're not the ambassadors for your country, your political figures and your sportsmen are.

                FWIW I visited your country about 12 odd years ago and I was amazed at the general friendliness I encountered everywhere. It was not because I had a preconceived notion of how you conduct yourselves but because I was so used to New England's way (I am from the United States and I have never been west of Pennsylvania and seldom south of NJ where I live) of rude, often obnoxious behavior.

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                • Butterball
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                  Cheers Nuurzhaelan!

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                  • TEDetc
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                    Originally posted by The_One77
                    I agree....English men in general are unsophiscated and unsociable, they can only socialise with their own kind.....mate!
                    No, you're wrong. Chavs are unsophisticated and unsociable not Englishmen. There's a huge difference. The people you're talking about are council house peasants bought up by a single mother on the doll are taught 0 morals, have no standards and are uneducated *******s.

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