Joe Calzaghe doesn't slap........

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  • Chew BackAtacha
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    #81
    Dont get me wrong
    Im a fan of Joe
    Even through
    The Glen Johnson fiasco

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    • Sgt Fightmaster
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      #82
      newbie droppin some lines...

      became an automatic pacquiao fanatic
      tried to manage the calibrated panic
      but that left hook was so traumatic
      **** was like a f**kin metal static

      traveled up hitman's membrane
      manifest his pulse insane
      tried to balance on his pendulum
      but his brain was to a minimum

      he went and go bye bye
      ***** got stung by a mighty banzai!


      that's all i got. haha

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      • Patheticfraud?
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        #83
        Joe calslappy is so gay
        He's painful to watch
        on his best day

        His fans are like flies
        they swarm to his ****
        His career is pathetic
        we're tired of it

        I wish he would die
        he slaps like a *****
        If i was paid for my poems
        I'd probably be rich

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        • Patheticfraud?
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          #84
          Looks like I owned great Joe with that last poem.

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          • S A M U R A I
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            #85
            Originally posted by Patheticfraud?
            Looks like I owned great Joe with that last poem.
            I think you might have bored him to sleep, actually.



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            • black.ink
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              #86
              Here's a little rhyme about Carl Froch
              A message to the haters, you can lick my crotch
              He is ready and willing, to fight the best
              He even beat Taylor in the big U-S
              He has a huge heart, and he lacks some skills
              But makes up for it with a punch that kills
              He's called out Kessler, Bute and Joe
              Will he ever fight one, we just don't know
              That is all i have to say for now
              The best fighter in the world is Pacquiao
              Please GreatJoe, give me a lot of props
              Cus when it comes to rhyming, you are tops.

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