Some Hatton Jokes from unforgiving British Fans in the internet!

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  • TEDetc
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    #11
    Ricky walks up to a man and says "Hi", the man dismisses him as a normal person, Ricky says "I'm Ricky Hatton" to which the man replies "Oh, I didn't recognize you standing up."

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    • majestiC
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      #12
      You can tell Hatton's a Man City fan, with a defence like that!

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      • blacksocks
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        #13
        "All of a sudden, there were these very bright lights above me... I was like floating... it was so quite and peaceful... but then from the corner of my eye, I got this glimpse of the Devil... it was shouting what sound like ****... oh f**k, it was Floyd!" --- Ricky

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        • S.G.
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          #14
          Originally posted by ATFsven
          I got a joke on text the other day..

          "What does Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter have in common?
          they both went down for trying to take a philipino in the ring"

          haha
          lmao

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          • NorvernRob
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            #15
            Got me a new Ricky Hatton toaster last week, but it only does 2 rounds.

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            • mr. bojangles
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              #16
              Originally posted by gopi11
              [img]http://i239.***********.com/albums/ff289/mykel_sm/hattonsponsorsglcopy-1.jpg[/img]


              Guinness is always supporting their own...




              who's the chick on your sig?

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              • MAXWELL_
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                #17
                ricky on the canvas round 2 " Hatton looked like an autistic kid who fell 12ft down into the gorilla pit at the zoo."

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                • Allucard
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MR. NUTHUGGER
                  The jokes from unforgiving British fans in the internet evoked a sense of disenchantment, if not displeasure.
                  Hatton has been portrayed as almost a traitor to the British cause – rather unfairly. Surely, Hatton didn’t plan to end the fight the way it did.

                  Some Hatton jokes – ”Ricky Hatton walked into a library and asked for a book on boxing. The librarian said, ‘Try the ground floor.’” “What’s the difference between a 20-pound note and Hatton? The 20-pound note will last more than two rounds.” “For Hatton’s next fight, his sponsors are thinking about advertising on the soles of his boots.” “I think Hatton did a great job blocking the punches with his face.”

                  But it wasn’t the first time that a British champion fell victim to a Filipino in a world title fight. Flyweight champion Pancho Villa did it twice – over Jimmy Wilde in 1923 and Frankie Ash in 1924. So did another Filipino flyweight titlist Salvador (Dado) Marino, both over Terry Allen in 1950 and 1951. Frank Cedeno knocked out Charlie Magri for the WBC flyweight title in 1983 and Eric Jamili stopped Mickey Cantwell for the WBO minimumweight crown in 1997. With Pacquiao’s victory over Hatton, the count is now the Philippines seven and the UK, five in head-to-head world title fight wins.

                  Wilde and Magri are considered British ring legends despite their defeats to Filipinos and their life stories are immortalized in books. There were at least two books on Hatton published before he faced Pacquiao – it’s unlikely another will be out soon.
                  Ricky learned nothing from Calzaghe... Wait until you retire to debut your merchandise and don't fight prime p4p fighters, ever.

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                  • Allucard
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by *Hagler*
                    those jokes were wack and that displeasure thing is nonsense only casual fans were disenchanted. Obviously I wasn't happy with his performance but I respect what he has done through out his career and the fact he actively sought but lost to the the best fighters in the world is not a disgrace
                    The problem is, his fans are not really fight fans, they would rather Ricky taking no p4p fighters in their prime on and retired with an undefeated record like Calzaghe did than him fighting and losing even to just the best fighters in the world. They are the true disgrace for boxing, not Hatton.

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                    • Pullcounter
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MR. NUTHUGGER
                      The jokes from unforgiving British fans in the internet evoked a sense of disenchantment, if not displeasure.
                      Hatton has been portrayed as almost a traitor to the British cause – rather unfairly. Surely, Hatton didn’t plan to end the fight the way it did.

                      Some Hatton jokes – ”Ricky Hatton walked into a library and asked for a book on boxing. The librarian said, ‘Try the ground floor.’” “What’s the difference between a 20-pound note and Hatton? The 20-pound note will last more than two rounds.” “For Hatton’s next fight, his sponsors are thinking about advertising on the soles of his boots.” “I think Hatton did a great job blocking the punches with his face.”

                      But it wasn’t the first time that a British champion fell victim to a Filipino in a world title fight. Flyweight champion Pancho Villa did it twice – over Jimmy Wilde in 1923 and Frankie Ash in 1924. So did another Filipino flyweight titlist Salvador (Dado) Marino, both over Terry Allen in 1950 and 1951. Frank Cedeno knocked out Charlie Magri for the WBC flyweight title in 1983 and Eric Jamili stopped Mickey Cantwell for the WBO minimumweight crown in 1997. With Pacquiao’s victory over Hatton, the count is now the Philippines seven and the UK, five in head-to-head world title fight wins.

                      Wilde and Magri are considered British ring legends despite their defeats to Filipinos and their life stories are immortalized in books. There were at least two books on Hatton published before he faced Pacquiao – it’s unlikely another will be out soon.
                      hatton's genealogy was tested the other day.... apparently one of his ancestors is this guy

                      Last edited by Pullcounter; 05-13-2009, 12:54 PM.

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